Shoppers' Paradise chords by Jim Bob

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Verse 1
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This is for anybody who
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went to Westfield today.
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Ground floor, sharp as paradise
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Happy that she needed
spoons and knives
Knuckle dusters,
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glass jaws and wooden hearts
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Spent your money, girls,
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on sprays and lipsticks
Tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
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Old -sound friendly rape alarms
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for a blinding day
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Another summer of hate
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It's a touch -up for the
tired and run -down
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Going up for the final countdown
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The first and second wars,
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then the fourth world war
We gotta repair flares
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with every hip replacement
Just take the stairs to the
bargain basement
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Baby's bones full of milk
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and hu man kindness
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
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The big shop is open
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It's a wild, it's a bow out
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A tough flush up is paradise
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We got a drunk father christmas
and the anti christ
We got nothing but value
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there's no VAT
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We're going S ,H ,O ,P ,P ,I ,N ,G
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We take visa, access,
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American ac cess
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Patched up, hand -me -down,
second -to -next,
best clothes for all ages
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Mothers and babies, ladies and gentlemen
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Boys and girls, the big shop is open
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It's a while to bow out
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Ladies and gentlemen
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Boys and girls, the big shop is open.
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It's a wonderful world.
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Going down for all the things
you missed.
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All the love, peace and happiness
that don't exist.
We got encyclopedias, we got pick and fix
We got a government freezer full of benefits
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A children's assortment,
bigger than Hamlet's
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Pervish bash,
orphans from Slovenian families
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Carpets, linoleum, holy petroleum
Chemikazi killers,
little Hitlers and Napoleons
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Ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls
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The big shop is open and away it's
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WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL,
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WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL
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Armageddon coming,
meet your maker
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It's just three steps to heaven
on the escalator
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Thank you,
I'd say welcome back my friend Chris. uh
Chris is a black belt in karate
and he never leaves home without his sidearm so there you go
how are you this is this is this is what an Ed Sheeran gig
is like you know it's just it's
just some cunt with a guitar
and occasionally Elton John comes on
and they do a song together
true story ha yeah
I've like fucking hell do you know mean,
really, go blimey.