She's Nubs

She's Nubs easy guitar chords by Nofx

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Fret 2

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  • Verse 1
    It's 
    kinda 
    hard to 
    wear 
    high heels, 
    or slip 
    on 
    banana 
    peels, 

    how does 
    she 
    get 
    in and 
    out 
    of 
    tubs 

    hope 
    she doesn't 
    get 
    mad, 

    I hope she 
    thinks this 
    song is 
    good not 
    bad 

    'cause 
    we think that 
    she's 
    totally rad, 

    she's Nubs 

    No fingers 
    no toes 
    she doesn't 
    own 
    elbows, 

    no phalanges 
    no knobby 
    knees 
    to knock 

    She 
    doesn't need 
    knuckles 
    or hands 
    to go 
    see punk 
    rock bands, 

    she's al
    ways in 
    the stands, 
    she's Nubs 

    She can't 
    pick 
    up a phone, 
    she 
    can't 
    get dressed 
    alone, 

    she's got 
    no funny 
    bone, 
    she's Nubs 

    No shoes 
    no feet 
    but we sure 
    do think 
    she's neat, 
    she's Nubs, 

    she's Nub
    s, 
    she's 
    Nubs 


    I asked 
    her if 
    she wanted 
    a drink, 

    I asked 
    her if 
    she liked 
    Toron
    to, 
    asked 
    her to 
    go 
    to 
    the bar 

    But 
    all 
    she said 
    was no 

    thanks, no 
    and 
    no 

    It was time 
    for her 
    to leave, 
    so I grabbed 
    and shook 
    her sleeve, 

    and told 
    her 
    I'd 
    see her 
    at the 
    next club 

    She got 
    into 
    a pack, 
    some 
    guy put 
    her on 
    his back

    she said 
    goodbye 
    and kinda 
    waved 
    her 
    stub 

    She's got 
    beauti
    ful eyes, 
    and breasts 
    regular 
    size, 

    but without 
    calves 
    and thighs 
    she's 
    Nubs 

    It's hard 
    to give 
    good head 
    or get 
    tied to 
    a bed, 

    when 
    all you've got 
    is a body 
    and head, 
    she's 
    Nubs 

    She's Nubs, 
    she's 
    Nubs, 
    she's Nubs, 

    she's Nubs, 
    she's Nubs, 
    she's 
    Nubs 

    She 
    may 
    not 
    walk 
    the 
    walk, 
    she 
    may 
    not 
    like 
    to 
    talk, 

    but 
    bopy does she 
    know how 
    to rock 

    She's Nub

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