She Puts The Bitch In Obituary chords by Derek Smalls

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Her  (E minor) eyes are just like needles
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Her  (D minor) face  (E minor) is like a mask
If you've got a question,
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 (D minor) it's  (E minor) better not to ask
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Her  (D major) tongue cuts like a  (B minor) ham mer,
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her  (C major) lip can only burn  (E minor) 
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If you don't know better,  (D minor) 
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 (E minor) it's way too late to learn
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 (F major) When  (E minor) she  (F major) dies,  (C major) she'll have a seat
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 (G major) on Satan's  (D major) fatal ferry
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 (E minor) She  (C major) puts the meat  (G major) in obituary  (E minor) 
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Bitch,  (A minor) bitch,  (E minor) bitch,
you worry, worry, worry
She'll lord it over you
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An (D minor)  (E minor) d   she's not one of the ladies
Her cooking is full of poison
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Her  (D minor)  (E minor) voice is straight from hell
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She'll  (D major) sue you for your  (B minor) money
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And  (C major) leave you in a heap  (E minor) 
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It's so hard to get rid of  (D minor) 
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 (E minor) Harder still to keep  (F major) 
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 (E minor) You  (F major) know  (C major) you'll be the target
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 (G major) Of the  (D major) hatchet she wants to  (E minor) bury
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She  (C major) puts the bitch  (G major) in obituary  (E minor) 
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Bitch,  (A major) bitch,  (E minor) obituary, yeah  (G sharp minor) 
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Her  (E minor) toxic venom
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 (C sharp minor) A gift  (E minor) that keeps on giving  (G sharp minor) 
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You're  (E minor) better off dead
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 (C sharp minor) Like the man  (A minor) said  (B minor) 
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Life  (B major) is for the  (E minor) living  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major) 
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Some days you have to wonder
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 (D minor) Why  (E minor) you let her drive you mad
She took all that you were good for
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 (D minor) An   (E minor) d   left you with the bad
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 (D major) Her smile is so  (B minor) ad  dictive
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Her  (C major) legs are hidden retreat  (E minor) 
She will spray you full of bitter
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 (D minor) An   (E minor) d   make it taste so sweet
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When  (F major)  (E minor) they  (C major) hold a
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farewell ser (G major) vice
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She'll sell  (D major) out the sanctu (E minor) ary
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She  (C major) puts the bitch  (G major) in  (D major) obituary  (E minor) 
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Bitch,  (A major) bitch,  (E minor) obituaryaryary  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major)  (E minor) 
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 (F major) You  (E minor) think  (F major) you're so  (E minor) sexy,
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 (F major) you're  (E minor)  (F major) too  (E minor) old to  (F major) wear leather  (E minor) pants,
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 (F major) I  (E minor) can see the  (F major) outline of
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your  (E minor) balls.  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major)  (E minor) 
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 (F major) This  (E minor) is (F major) n't a new  (E minor) song,
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it  (F major) sounds like  (E minor) every  (F major) other song  (E minor) 
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you've  (F major) ever writ (E minor) ten.  (F major) 
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 (E minor) It's  (F major) just loud.  (E minor)  (F major) 
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 (E minor) This isn't  (F major) music.
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 (E minor)  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major) It  (E minor) doesn't  (F major) make
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 (E minor) any sense.  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major) 
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 (E minor) An  d it's vile.  (F major) 
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 (E minor) Why do  (F major) you have to  (E minor) swear?  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major) 
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 (E minor) Oh,  (F major) that makes it rock and roll, right?
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 (E minor) That's ri (F major) diculous.  (E minor)  (F major)  (E minor) 
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 (F major) You  (E minor) look like such  (F major) a  fool  (E minor) out  (F major) there.  (E minor)  (F major) 
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 (E minor) You  (F major) haven't flossed  (E minor)  (F major) in 17  (E minor)  (F major) 
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 (E minor) What's  (F major)  (E minor) living in  (F major) those teeth  (E minor) anyway?
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 (F major)  (E minor)  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major) You embar (E minor) rassed me.  (F major) 
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 (E minor) Bitch.  (F major)  (E minor)  (F major) Bitch.  (E minor)  (F major) Oh,
you're so high.
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 (E minor) Bitch. Bitch.  (E minor) 
Do your fans know you shit the bed?
Isn't she great? you