and
my ex got together one night.
I thought for sure
it would turn out to be a cat fight.
Instead they started drinking
and comparing notes
Yours truly, the subject,
and my infamous quotes
Soon she discovered
I'd used the same lines on them both
And gave them each
the same exact love letter that I wrote
I told her I'd been faithful
and that the ex and I were through
But she learned I'd had my cake
and I'd been eating it too
I did some bad things,
some lying and some cheating
I've got to admit, I deserve to get a beat
I thought she'd get upset
and maybe she'd be leavin'
She coulda got mad,
but oh no, she got even
I apologized and to my surprise,
she said she'd accept
Incredibly, she said that she'd
forgive and forget
She threw a big party,
even baked me a cake
Served me with a smile
that I soon found out was fake
Later I realized my piece
was more than just a snack
It had a secret ingredient,
a whole box of that slack
She treated me like a king,
then I spent the whole night on the throne
The next day I prayed to God
she'd never come back home
I did some bad things,
some lying and some cheating
I got a woman, I deserve to get a beat
I thought she'd get upset
and maybe she'd be leavin'
She could've gotten mad, but oh no,
she got even
I did some bad things,
I'm lying, it's a cheat
I gotta admit, I deserve to get a beat
I thought she'd get upset
and maybe she'd be leavin'
She coulda got mad,
but oh no, she got even
I did some bad things,
some lying and some cheating
I gotta admit, I deserve to get a beating
But I thought she'd get upset
and maybe she'd be leaving
She could've gotten mad,
but oh no, she got even