Seven Old Ladies chords by Allison Crowe

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Verse 1
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Oh dear,
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what
can't the matter be?
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Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory.
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They were there from
Sunday till Saturday.
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Nobody knew they were there.
The first old lady was old Mrs. Hinder.
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She came in to fix up a broken suspender
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That somehow got caught
around a masculine gender
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But nobody knew she was there.
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
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Seven old ladies got stuck
in the lavatory
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They were there from Sunday
till Saturday.
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Nobody knew they were there
The next to come in was Penelope pin sure
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She only came in for a personal whim
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But she got her ass caught
between the bull and the brim
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and nobody knew she was there.
Oh Oh dear, what can the matter be,
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seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory.
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They were there from
Sunday till Saturday,
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nobody knew they were there.
The next old lady was old Mrs. Schaefer.
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She looked around the room,
there was no toilet paper.
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All she could find was a bricklayer's scraper,
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Covered all over with one,
two, three, four, five, and
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
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Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory,
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They were there from
Sunday till Saturday,
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Nobody knew they were there.
The next old lady was Betty Ann Brewster,
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She sat on the handle,
and she thought someone
goosed her.
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She said, oh my god,
this don't feel like it used to.
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But nobody knew she was there.
Ha ha! And it's oh dear,
what can the matter be?
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Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory.
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They were there from
Sunday till Saturday.
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Nobody knew they were there.
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The fifth old lady was
Harriet Humphrey
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She sat on the toilet
and she made herself comfy
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When she tried to get up,
she couldn't get her bum free
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And nobody knew she was there
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
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old ladies got stuck in the lavatory.
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They were there from
Sunday till Saturday.
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Nobody knew they were there.
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The sixth old lady was old Mrs. Barrett
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She shoved in a quarter
to the washroom she started
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What a waste of a quarter,
cause she only farted
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And nobody knew she was there
Oh dear, what can the matter be
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Seven old ladies got
stuck in the lavatory
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they were there from
Sunday till Saturday
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nobody knew they were there
the last old lady was old mrs. Mason
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the toilet was full so she used the basin
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and that was the water
that I washed me face in
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cuz I didn't know she was there
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
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Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory.
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They were there from Sunday
till Saturday.
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Nobody knew they were there.
They were there from Sunday
till Saturday.
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Nobody knew they were there.
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