Screwtopia chords by Patterson Hood

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Intro 1

Verse 1
D 
I'm your knight in shining armor
G 
You don't have to work that job anymore
D 
Buy a house in the burbs, two-
car garage
G 
D 
Shrubberies and a birdbath

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Verse 2

Keep you safe warm and dry

Keep the tears from your eyes

Keep you pregnant all the time

Verse 3

Name them Skip, Paul and George

Maybe even have a girl

We'll name her after mom

Interlude 1

Verse 4
D 
Come on baby take my hand
G 
D 
SUV or minivan?
Keep you happy and sedated
Who needs to be liberated?
G 
You've got me, you've got me

Interlude 2

Verse 5
A 
If you got something in your head
Makes you think there's
something else
G 
Maybe the doctor can give you
D 
Something to make you forget

Verse 6
D 
Promise I will hold you tight
G 
I will make you scream all night
D 
Bills will get paid on time
G 
The birthday poem I write you will rhyme
D 
Son here's a loaded gun,
try not to hurt no one
G 