Screwtopia chords by Patterson Hood
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Intro 1
(D major)
(G major) (D major)
Verse 1
(D major) I'm your knight in shining armor
You don't have to work that job (G major) anymore
(D major) Buy a house in the burbs, two-
car garage
Shrubberies and (G major) a (D major) birdbath
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Verse 2
Keep you safe warm and dry (D major)
Keep the tears from your eyes
Keep you (G major) pregnant all the time
Verse 3
(D major) Name them Skip, Paul and George
Maybe even have a girl
We'll name (G major) her after mom
Interlude 1
(G major) (D major)
Verse 4
(D major) Come on baby take my hand
SUV or (G major) (D major) minivan?
Keep you happy and sedated
Who needs to be liberated?
(G major) You've got me, you've got me
Interlude 2
(D major)
Verse 5
(A major) If you got something in your head
Makes you think there's
something else
(G major) Maybe the doctor can give you
Something to (D major) make you forget
Verse 6
(D major) Promise I will hold you tight
I will make you scream all (G major) night
(D major) Bills will get paid on time
The birthday poem I write you will rhyme (G major)
Son (D major) here's a loaded gun,
try not to hurt no one
(G major)
Verse 7
(A major) You were with my friend Clyde
He was my best friend till they
(G major) Pulled his face (D major) out of the (G major) dashboard
(D major) And I (A major) always thought you
Verse 8
were too good for him
(A major) Let me take you for a spin
I'll (G major) take you (D major) home, I'll (G major) take you home
And everything (D major) will be just fine
Outro 1
(D major) (B minor)
Screwtopia
Patterson Hood
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