Key: D major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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A fine day for the classroom and the pupils are here
Sarah's got to stay behind and
Nobody can see or hear
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All the books stay closed,
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there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the sub
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Verse 2
Teachers doing fine as far
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as I can see
Verse 3
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee break
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly
Verse 4
salary checks
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Noises heard the principal investigates
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She turns on all the cameras
Catches both their pants down
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in a passion war
Reaching down for glasses
Tossing and a turning they've
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Lead can be so fluid when you're be
ing a school mam
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Verse 5
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Oooooeeee!
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as I can see
Verse 6
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Verse 7
Locks her door, with trembling hands
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and her hearts beating very fast
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on the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although
Sarah's almost at the top
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but try as she can
Verse 8
Interlude 1
- if you've got any
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Verse 9
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Oooooeeee!
Now she's at the top and teacher
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sets her free
Verse 10
Disgusting behavior
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Letting the flood gates open wide
Verse 11
Being a school mam
She went out the very best way
man
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Verse 12
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Oooooeeee!
Teacher never will discover
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who could see
Verse 13
One and one make two
if you're very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if
I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen
and sixteen's over age
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Sixteen and sixteen
makes thirty two
That's approaching middle age
Thirty two and thirty
two makes sixty four
That's OAP land
Sixty four and sixty four makes a hundred
and twenty eight
A hundred and twenty eight
divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher!
Three doesn't go into a hundred
and twenty eight exactly,
forty six, forty seven
point two, forty nine, point three
Forty nine, point four,
Forty nine, point five, forty nine, point six,
forty nine, point seven
Forty nine, point eight,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Outro 1
Fifty!
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