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School mam easy guitar chords by 
The Stranglers
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Intro 1
E
Em
B
Em
D
A
Em
D
A
D
A
Em
D
A
Em
D
B
A
Em
Verse 1
Em
F#m
F#
F#m
A fine day for the classroom and the pupils are here
A
Ju lie's got a headache but the
Em
others don't care
Sarah's got to stay behind and
F#m
help with the drill
A
Teacher's got his eye on her
Em
Moves in for the kill.
Nobody can see or hear
F#
the things that they do
A
Am
All the books stay closed,
A
Em
there must be something they do
Only teacher knows about the sub
F#m
jects they span - span
A
Education's secondary,
Em
be ing a school mam
Bb
B
Verse 2
D
Oooooeeee!
Teachers doing fine as far
Em
B
E
Em
as I can see
Verse 3
Em
Being a school mam
Long holidays in the summer
Being a school mam
Free milk in your coffee break
Being a school mam
Government paid monthly
Verse 4
salary checks
Em
F#m
Noises heard the principal investigates
F#
A
She turns on all the cameras
Em
but it's too late
Catches both their pants down
F#m
F#
in a passion war
A
Hasn't seen it happen since
Em
the day she was born
Reaching down for glasses
F#m
that just can't be found
A
By the time she finds them,
Em
why their down on the ground
Tossing and a turning they've
F#
got feverish hands
A
Em
Lead can be so fluid when you're be
ing a school mam
Bb
B
Verse 5
B
Oooooeeee!
D
Teachers doing fine as far
Em
A
B
Em
as I can see
Verse 6
Em
Being a school mam
Controlling promiscuity after hours
Being a school mam
Giving out detentions by the dozen
Being a school mam
Give her fifty lines (of speed)
Being a school mam
Verse 7
Em
Sucking on her fingernails she can't
F#m
be lieve what she's seeing
A
She's seeing something close to
Em
what appears on the screen
Locks her door, with trembling hands
D
F#
F#m
and her hearts beating very fast
A
She pretends she's down there
Am
Em
on the floor in the class
Gives herself to teacher although
F#m
he doesn't know
A
Works herself into a frenzied
Em
state and it shows
Sarah's almost at the top
F#
F#m
but try as she can
A
She can't reach her helter skelter
Em
Down with the school man
Verse 8
Em
Just watch her go and help
C
her try if you can
Em
Use your twentieth century imagination
Interlude 1
- if you've got any
Em
Bb
B
Verse 9
D
Oooooeeee!
Now she's at the top and teacher
Em
A
B
Em
E
sets her free
Verse 10
Em
Being a school mam
Disgusting behavior
Being a school mam
All over the parquet flooring
Being a school mam
Letting the flood gates open wide
Verse 11
Being a school mam
Em
Now the principal collapses
F#m
dead on the floor
A
With contentment on her
Em
wrinkled old face ever more
She went out the very best way
F#m
that an old woman can
A
She was where the action was
Em
Down there with the school
man
Bb
B
Verse 12
D
Oooooeeee!
Teacher never will discover
A
Em
A
B
E
Em
who could see
Verse 13
Em
Being a school mam
One and one make two
if you're very lucky
Being a school mam
Two twos make four if
I remember correctly
Being a school mam
Four fours make sixteen
and sixteen's over age
C
Em
Sixteen and sixteen
makes thirty two
That's approaching middle age
Thirty two and thirty
two makes sixty four
That's OAP land
Sixty four and sixty four makes a hundred
and twenty eight
A hundred and twenty eight
divided by three
Let me pause for reflection for a second
But teacher!
Three doesn't go into a hundred
and twenty eight exactly,
C
But it goes forty two and a bit
Em
Forty three, forty four, forty five,
forty six, forty seven
B
Forty eight, forty nine,
Em
Forty nine, point one, forty nine,
point two, forty nine, point three
Forty nine, point four,
Forty nine, point five, forty nine, point six,
forty nine, point seven
Forty nine, point eight,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Forty nine, point nine,
Outro 1
Fifty!
Em
B
Em
Em
Em
D
D
Em
A
Em
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