Saturday night in the crib
chillin' watchin' the Knicks
Checkin' ad in my Instagram,
grab the handful of menus,
Somethin' quick, somethin' cheap,
nah, somethin' different tonight
Oh, what about that Chinese spot that I like?
Let me get a half chicken
Shrimp roll, mac duck sauce,
Deliver in ten minutes, yeah,
they was callin' my phone
Answered it tight, like, damn,
Said to drive back the door,
Too long, I ain't tippin' them shit
So I walk through the door
and shit I'm lookin' out the peephole
It's not the normal dude, it's like
Shorty's like curvy and all,
Cracked the door into my surprise,
delivery chick was a dime.
When I ordered breast and thighs,
I was thinkin' with fries.
Opened it wide, come inside.
Let me get you this bread,
it's in the wallet in the room
she put the bag of food on the edge.
wishin' she was on the menu instead.
like, I heard what you said.
She was with it, I was with it,
to deliver to you for a minute.
I get it, now you gon' get it
She leaned back, jumped in the sack
somebody call on her jack
Non -stop back -to -back,
like, you should get that
She said, it's just Ping, my ex
The black belt, dude is obsessed
Kicked in the door, waving to nunchucks
Both staffin', laughin', do his type nuts
Try to tell homie I ain't know
No need to bust in my crib,
but he never uttered a word
About eight seconds later,
You tore Ray, you must pay
two ninja stars in his hands
Threw him both in my directions,
blocked him both with a plant
Kept comin', I start dumbin',
But do the karate master,
hit him right in his nuts
Scream out, lean forward,
Foot -swept him to the floor,
threw him right out the door
Peeped shorty in my sight,
I said it's the big spec,
Survive up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
And I flow like I'm Young