Satan Will Molest You chords by Kyle Gordon
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Verse 1
I said (G major) now, Satan, he'll mo (C major) lest you
He'll (G major) sodomize you every single (D major) day
(G major) If you ever disobey the Bib (C major) le
He'll (G major) tie you down and
(D major) really make you (G major) pay
Verse 2
(G major) You will go to hell if you're a drunkard (C major)
Or (G major) if you smoke that marijuana leaf (D major)
(G major) If you fornicate with Jewish (C major) wo men
Or (G major) if you hold a com (D major) munist belief (G major)
Verse 3
(G major) If you ask unnecessary ques (C major) tions
(G major) Let me tell you now that
you've been (D major) warned
'Cause (G major) Satan, he will burn your genitalia
And (C major) (G major) than he'll penet
(D major) rate you with his (G major) horn
Verse 4
I said now, (G major) Satan, he'll mo (C major) lest you
(G major) Even just for thinkin' silly thoughts (D major)
He's (G major) in your mind from
morning 'til the sunset (C major)
So (G major) trust me, son,
I'll (D major) promise you'll get (G major) caught
Verse 5
Now, (G major) Satan is a real living per (C major) son
He (G major) lives a mile underneath the sea (D major)
He's (G major) not a playful, goofy little (C major) gremlin
He's (G major) 12 feet tall and (D major) has a scary scream (G major)
Verse 6
And it sounds like (G major) "Ah! Hoo-
ah! Hah- ah, ah- ah- ah!"
Now do you see, children?
It's like that, but even (D major) scarier
Well, get to pickin' now (G major)
(C major)
Interlude 1
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Verse 7
The (G major) world is gonna end, that much is certain
(C major) On (G major) Easter morning, (D major) 1965
So (G major) when you face that great atomic fire (C major)
Will your (G major) soul be saved when
you (D major) are burned alive? (G major)
Verse 8
(G major)
Or will Satan, will he mo (C major) lest you
(G major) Can you face the only certain (D major) truth?
(G major) If you're not a perfect little child (C major)
Well, (G major) Satan, he'll (D major) sure molest you (G major) too
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