And it made me really sick
And the grease was mighty thick
And the beans were so hard
I was getting kinda dizzy
There was aphids on the lettuce
The salsa melted off my tongue
And the stains on my clothes
Burned a hole through my coat
My stomach was a'tremblin'
And I broke out in a rash
And I didn't have no cash
So I went and found a hose
And it shot right up my nose
And she thought I was a freak
So she beat me with her handbag
'til I could hardly speak
In a pool of my own blood
Well the cops came and got me
And threw me in their van
And I woke up on the ceiling
And I couldn't find my hand
They took me to the judge
With witches and the dead
Well the sheriff was a hell-hound
With With fangs and claws
The prisoners were tied up
The air was getting thick
The smoke was getting thicker
The judge read the verdict
Well they placed me on the altar
And they raised up the axe
My head was about to explode
When I noticed the marshall stacks
I noticed all the smoke machines
Some guy with a microphone
Runnin' around dancin' in tights
And the band playin' down below
And I realized I was in a rock video
So I went and joined the band
And I smoked a lot of heroin
And I passed out in manure
I made out with the groupies (aw yeah)
Started fires backstage (aw yeah,
Made a lot of money (aw yeah,
And I gave it all away (give it all to me)
Well the band got killed (aw, bunch
And I drank all the beer (drink it
And I opened up the taco stand (aw haw,