Santa Is A Gay Man chords by Big Freedia
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Verse 1
(G major) Oh, it's Christmas again, girl!
Oh, child, it's Christmas again, girl!
It's the best time (C major) of the year!
(G major) Oh, child! (E minor)
(E major) Oh, it's a little chilly. (A minor)
You cold? I'm (D major) cold, girl. (G major)
Did you get the weed?
(E minor) Which way is the weed? (A minor) way, girl.
Restaurant.
Where is (C major) the tree? (D major)
(C major) Oh, (G major) Christmas trees!
Oh, (E major) Christmas trees!
I'll (C major) break you down and (D major) grind it!
Oh Christmas (G major) trees, oh (E major) Christmas trees,
(E minor) I (C major) roll you up and (B flat major) light it (G major) (A minor) (D major) (G major) (E major)
I (E minor) had (C major) (A minor) the (C major) (G major) midnight
munchies so I (E minor) went down (E major) stairs
I (C major) went for Santa cookies that I (D major) had left there
I (G major) think these special they
were (E minor) handled with care.
I (C major) hope that Santa like a man
I wanted to (B flat major) share,
but my (G major) munchies was so strong
next thing I (E minor) knew they (E major) were gone
I (C major) looked at my plate
there was (D major) nothing but crumbs
I (G major) heard a loud noise
it was (E minor) coming from my chimney
Is (C major) it really Santa
or someone else to (B flat major) give me?
And (G major) what to my bloodshot
eye (E major) s would appear
Santa (C major) in my house grinning (D major) ear to ear (G major)
Girl, tell me, was he (E major) black, bitch?
Yes, (E minor) Miss (C major) Thing, he was black.
(A minor) Black (C major) er than ever.
Holy shit, (G major) I ate your cookies,
but I (E minor) rolled up (E major) some blood
We could (C major) spark it in the sleigh
or at the (D major) crib if you want
I got (G major) goodies, I got swisher,
I got (E major) papers, I got raws
(E minor) Let (C major) me grab a lighter, no,
I (B flat major) won't tell Miss Claus
He (G major) say, ho, ho, ho,
let's get high, high, high
We (A minor) get on the sleigh to take (D major) a ride
He (G major) pulled out his whip as I lit the blun (E major) t
He (C major) said, that's what (A minor) he said, Prancer,
y 'all can (C major) do what you want
Rudy (G major) leads the troops,
cause we gon' (E major) cruise for a while
Then he (C major) turned to me like,
Pastor, we (D major) my child
He (G major) hit the shit so hard,
then he (E major) started to choke
I (E minor) said, (C major) Santa, take it easy,
we got plenty of smoke
(B flat major) I got (G major) indica, sativa,
and (E major) even moon rock
Santa, (C major) let me take you to my (D major) favorite spot
(G major) Girl, where did you take him?
Bitch, (E major) please tell me where you took Santa
(C major) I heard his stomach growling, girl
Now we're (G major) swerving through the hood
We done (E major) smoked ten blunts
I (C major) heard his belly growling
I said, (D major) Santa, what you want?
He said, (G major) ho, ho, ho
I'm so (E major) high, high, high
(E minor) It (C major) really don't matter, just wanna get by
(B flat major) I'ma (G major) take you to some food
Cause I (E minor) know it's (E major) finger lickin'
We (C major) went to Manchu
We got the (D major) five -minute chicken
He said, (G major) son, this fool is (E minor) off the chain
I (C major) can't wait till we smoke (B flat major) (C major) again
(B flat major) Then we (G major) roll, then we choke,
then we (E minor) smoke (E major) some more
I said, (C major) Santa, are you high?
He said, you (D major) already know
Then I (G major) laugh, then I laugh,
I said, (E major) Santa, stop playin'
(E minor) But (C major) next Christmas Eve,
you know where I'm (B flat major) stayin'
(G major) I got the weed, I (E minor) got (E major) the trees
I'll (C major) see you next year, (D major) Santa
I got (G major) the weed, whatever (E minor) you (E major) need,
(E minor) I got (C major) so high with (B flat major) Santa
Girl, (G major) I was like ho, ho, ho
when I tell you I was high, high, high
Girl, (A minor) I didn't wanna tell Santa bye, (D major)
bye, bye
Girl, this was the (G major) best night of my life
Bitch, I was smokin' (E major) with Santa
That was (C major) legendary, bitch
Oh, (G major) Christmas weed, oh, (E minor) Christ (E major) mas weed
I (C major) wanna smoke it (D major) like that
Oh Christmas (G major) weed, oh (E minor) Christmas weed,
I (C major) wanna smoke and light it
We (G major) got the weed, we got (E minor) the (E major) weed,
we roll (C major) it up and (D major) light it
Oh (G major) we got the weed, we got the weed,
we roll it up and
Santa Is A Gay Man
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