Oh, it's Christmas again, girl!
Oh, child, it's Christmas again, girl!
It's the best time of the year!
Oh, child!
Oh, it's a little chilly.
You cold? I'm cold, girl.
Did you get the weed?
Which way is the weed? way, girl.
Restaurant.
Where is the tree?
Oh, Christmas trees!
Oh, Christmas trees!
I'll break you down and grind it!
Oh Christmas trees, oh Christmas trees,
I roll you up and light it
I had the midnight
munchies so I went downstairs
I went for Santa cookies that I had left there
I think these special they
were handled with care.
I hope that Santa like a man
I wanted to share,
but my munchies was so strong
next thing I knew they were gone
I looked at my plate
there was nothing but crumbs
I heard a loud noise
it was coming from my chimney
Is it really Santa
or someone else to give me?
And what to my bloodshot
eyes would appear
Santa in my house grinning ear to ear
Girl, tell me, was he black, bitch?
Yes, Miss Thing, he was black.
Blacker than ever.
Holy shit, I ate your cookies,
but I rolled up some blood
We could spark it in the sleigh
or at the crib if you want
I got goodies, I got swisher,
I got papers, I got raws
Let me grab a lighter, no,
I won't tell Miss Claus
He say, ho, ho, ho,
let's get high, high, high
We get on the sleigh to take a ride
He pulled out his whip as I lit the blunt
He said, that's what he said, Prancer,
y 'all can do what you want
Rudy leads the troops,
cause we gon' cruise for a while
Then he turned to me like,
Pastor, we my child
He hit the shit so hard,
then he started to choke
I said, Santa, take it easy,
we got plenty of smoke
I got indica, sativa,
and even moon rock
Santa, let me take you to my favorite spot
Girl, where did you take him?
Bitch, please tell me where you took Santa
I heard his stomach growling, girl
Now we're swerving through the hood
We done smoked ten blunts
I heard his belly growling
I said, Santa, what you want?
He said, ho, ho, ho
I'm so high, high, high
It really don't matter, just wanna get by
I'ma take you to some food
Cause I know it's finger lickin'
We went to Manchu
We got the five -minute chicken
He said, son, this fool is off the chain
I can't wait till we smoke again
Then we roll, then we choke,
then we smoke some more
I said, Santa, are you high?
He said, you already know
Then I laugh, then I laugh,
I said, Santa, stop playin'
But next Christmas Eve,
you know where I'm stayin'
I got the weed, I got the trees
I'll see you next year, Santa
I got the weed, whatever you need,
I got so high with Santa
Girl, I was like ho, ho, ho
when I tell you I was high, high, high
Girl, I didn't wanna tell Santa bye,
bye, bye
Girl, this was the best night of my life
Bitch, I was smokin' with Santa
That was legendary, bitch
Oh, Christmas weed, oh, Christmas weed
I wanna smoke it like that
Oh Christmas weed, oh Christmas weed,
I wanna smoke and light it
We got the weed, we got the weed,
we roll it up and light it
Oh we got the weed, we got the weed,
we roll it up and