Key: E major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
a ridiculous statement to make
About something they hadn't
experienced
Possibly Sam had a different opinion
That nobody'd ever
considered important
And damn it if Norman and
Betty were listening
Somebody would have become
a phenomenal
Howling lightning tampering
with the electrical
Evidence shown to be relevant
Possibly with the exception of ivory
Everyone else had abandoned
the obvious
Chipping away at erroneous garbage
Which definitely is as exciting
as pudding
Deliciously spooned from
the lap of the ludicrous
Into the mouths of the
question less idiots
Licking their lips as their
eyeballs are rolling
And flapping their tongues as they're
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losing their marbles
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play
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That's the way Sam's play
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Someone who wasn't
related to anyone
Twisted the facts till
the truth was apparent
And dished up a dollop of dubious doo-doo
That That sparkled like something
folks scrambled to swallow
Slipping the rich through the eye of a needle
Is easy as getting a camel to heaven
And granny transgressing
had blubbered a bibful
Of classified info on Milton's imbroglio
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That's the way Sam' play
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That's the way Sam's play
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That's the way Sam's play
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That's the way Sam's play
statement to make
About something they hadn't
experienced
Possibly Sam had a different opinion
That nobody'd ever
considered important
And maybe they had a ridiculous statement
To make about something they
hadn't experienced
Possibly Sam had a different opinion
That nobody'd ever considered
Outro 1
important
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ChordsG D E A B
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