at Frost Canyon in the spring
when neighboring with each other
was still such a normal thing
that a fellow never realized
that the use of this practical tool
in twenty years would be an exception
The wives were all at the cabin visiting
that'd be served up on long
when the sun had moved from the east.
Everyone else was down at the trap
in the dust and the wind and the sun,
teaching me work can be fun.
From the west, a rider came,
Dad put his hand on my shoulder
and said, son, there's a last saddle tramp.
Well, to the mind of this 13 -year -old,
that was romantic as hell.
There's grain in the barn,
we'd soon all be sent to Chuck.
Well, we had finished the branding
and had washed at the creek
and was hunting some shade
when Tom yelled out loud, Fred,
And then just stood there
and squinted and blinked.
Well, Fred pulled out a key,
He said, you know, vandals,
They broke all the dishes.
They've shot out her phone.
We just can't be here that much."
But Tom wasn't about to let this thing drop.
that's the cue that he gives,
just be fore he philosophizes.
He said, Fred, my granddaddy,
took a homestead in what's
And the first thing he done
and built him a three -holer privy,
one that'd stand through the good
And for thirty years, Fred,
he never locked the door once.
Then through the Depression,
didn't have a dime. time.
But unlocked it stood there,
through famine and flood,
even through Green Apple time.
Now my brother runs that outfitting house
and that outhouse is still used regular,
unlocked, I have little fear.
About now, Fred says, Tom,
don't you see it's really not that big a deal,
tear up anything that ain't handy to steal.
But Tom just kept squintin' and blankin'
and scratchin' his head neath his hat.
We were all on our toes to hear what he'd say next,
And he looked at the ground
said, Fred, I'd bet my good
that in the seventy -five years
that that outhouse has stood there,
no one ever stole as much as one handful.