Roscoe chords by Julie Gold

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Verse 1
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Everybody loves Lassie.
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Everybody loves Rin Tin Tin.
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Everybody loves Marmaduke
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and Brian Griffin.
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Everybody loves Snoopy.
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Everybody loves Scooby -Doo.
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Everybody loves Astro
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and Spuds McKenzie too.
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But there's one dog
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whose name you never
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mention
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Because it  draws such
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negative attention
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His name is  Roscoe,
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the bedbug -sniffin' dog
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Roscoe, the bedbug -sniffin' dog
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In all of Gotham, east  to west
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There's one brave dog on one   lone quest
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Roscoe, the bedbug -sniffin'
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dog
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Everybody loves Petey
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Everybody loves Hachiko
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Everybody loves Benji And Eddie
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And Toto Toto, too
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Everybody loves Triumph
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Everybody loves Old Yeller
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Everybody loves Pongo
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And Marley and spot
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but there's one dog
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who makes you feel like retching
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cuz it's not balls or
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bones that he is fetching
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his name is Roscoe
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the bedbug sniffing dog
Hey, Roscoe!
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Hey, Roscoe!
Roscoe,
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the bedbug -sniffing dog
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He'll get to your house on    the double
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But if you've called a friend,
you've got trouble
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Roscoe, the bedbug -sniffing dog
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What hell to pay? It's really rough
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Is there no spray to spray
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that's strong enough.
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Even if it's toxic or illegal,
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send us something,
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just don't send the Beagle.
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Roscoe, the bedbug sniffing dog.
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Hey Roscoe, hey Ros        coe.
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Roscoe, the bedbug sniffing dog.
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Watch him pause in jubilation
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when he finds an infestation,
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Roscoe, the bedbug -sniffing dog.
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No matter what,
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don't tell your friends
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because the stigma never ends,
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Roscoe, the bedbug -sniffing dog.
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Send me lice or ticks or fleas,
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but just don't send me bedbugs,
please, not
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Roscoe, the bedbug -sniffing dog.
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I wonder where he sleeps at night,
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and if some human hugs him tight, ick, Roscoe,
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the bedbug -sniffing dog.
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Roscoe, the bed bug sniffing dog,
call Roscoe!