Roll it chords by Muck Sticky

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Well, my name is Mark Stickey
and I'm a pothead with a big fat dickie
Ready to stick it in a chicken
if it's finger lickin'
Could you maybe,
take me to your neighborhood?
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Oh, hell, what's that smell?
Bet you didn't know
I could flow so well
So spin the CD like you were me
Sing along, hit a bong,
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feel the groove comin' on
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Break your neck, bangin' it,
all the kids singin' it
Time for the fun to begin
Girls open wide cause Sticky
Muck is comin' in
I'm feelin' like a nickel
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turned into a buck ten
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That's right, all night we're gonna party
The fellas actin' crazy,
all the girls gettin' naughty
So pour a drink and strike
up the band
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Everybody get high and clap your hands
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I said if you wanna smoke
one roll of blunt
Let's get fucked up
There's no time for any bullshit
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If you're talkin' trash, man, hush up
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Cause we're out to have
a good time
There's no stoppin' us tonight
Raise your drink and toast to marijuana
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C 
Come on, that's right, marijuana
Well, hey there, Wood!
What's up, buddy?
I got a big bag!
Roll one, buddy, cuz I need to get high!
So do I!
I want two cheeseburgers
and a large french fry!
Can I get some chicken nuggets
and a large milkshake?
Nope! Our shaking machine is broke!
Well, crap! I guess that's all!
Hey, Sticky!
Do you think I need to make the call?
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Well, if you're not, then I'm gone!
Time to smoke marijuana!
Fire it up!
Pass the grass, fuck a bitch,
in her ass
There's no time for any bullshit, baby
Don't think twice, and don't say maybe
My name is Wood, and my name is Muck
Now roll the blunt,
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and let's get fucked up
C 
And if you wanna smoke,
one roll of blunt
Let's get fucked up
There's no time for any bullshit
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If you're talkin' trash, man, hush up
C 
Cause we're out to have
a good time
There's no stoppin' us tonight
Raise your drink and toast to marijuana
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C 
Come on, that's right, marijuana
Four foot three,
I am whippin' that pecker in my pants
I be fuckin' ho so hard
they have to call an ambulance
Whistle midgets, whistle bitches,
dudes, I don't give a fuck
If you're seven foot three,
I will punch you in the nuts
All my pain is what I bring,
ooh, I know that's gotta sting
By the time this bitch is done,
the fattest bitch is gonna sing
On her brain, I will reign
with these funky, funky beats
Every day me and
Stinky motherfuckers
wishin' sweet down in Memphis,
Tennessee
All the bitches lovin' me,
gettin' drunk as fuck,
hangin' out on Beale Street
When we do a show, I see lots of titties
When it comes to bein' witty,
I'm on the committee
Now I want you to suck my balls
till they both turn blue
And roll me a blunt on some danky dank
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Grab my cock and crank and yank, bitch
Said if you wanna smoke,
one roll of blunt
Let's get fucked up,
there's no time for any bullshit
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If you're talkin' trash, man, hush up
C 
Cause we're out to have
a good time
There's no stoppin' us tonight
Raise your drink and toast to marijuana
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Come on, that's right, marijuana