Joe, when I was walkin' down the street,
Willie and he was drinkin'
He said there was a real heft
Street, where all the slick
chicks had to help catch me.
Well, I dug this joint last evening, you know,
and a chick jumped out the window, a cat ran out the door.
and hers fell on the floor
He said there was no admission,
but I had to pay the door
You know this joint was full,
and the atmosphere was hot
And everybody was drooping,
Why, they had whiskey, beer,
Well, a little of anything there
And then in walks the cat
He had rings on his fingers
And a little girl on his arm
that was real real cute boy she had everything and some
more to boot but this cat lost his wallet
and running called the police and when these cops
walked in all the music scene he said everybody
were turned so, sat over against the wall
And a little lady said, where in the corner is it all that's more?
You know these cops searched ever so
When they got to this little lady,
Sadie, but she said, I ain't got it,
I swear, but you know they found
that lute in her snowboard hat
This lady started to scream,
the po lice pulled his gun
People got excited and some started to run
But just then they saw old
Jay started to blowin' and we really had fun