Dum bum bum bum bum bum...
They're cutting down trees.
They're putting up reindeer
and singing songs of joy and peace.
I'm gonna make a lot of money,
then I'm gonna quit this crazy scene.
I wish I had a river so long
I would teach my feet to fly
You know he put me at ease
And he loved me so naughty
Made me weak in the knees
the best baby that I ever had
I wish I had a river so long
I would teach my feet to fly, fly,
It's coming on Christmas,
they're cutting down trees,
they're putting up reindeer
and singing songs of joy an d peace.
Oh, I wish I had a river.
I could skate a bong, bong, bong, bong, bong,
bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong.