are taking over the beach,
things are getting out of hand
People waiting in to be let
rainbow flags fly over our land
Riot at the pier, riot at the pier,
Smoking pot and drinking beer
And the line is always busy
when we're trying to call the surface point
If we get through it's to a liar
who says his shit when he's on fire
My sexual yuppies started
outside your home front door
The city flag is yellow with a big black ball
Smoking pot and drinking beer
Ketchup neck is a fucking queer
They'll arrest you on the street
for smoking reefer on the sand
What happened to the days
when we could openly blaze
And do ludes and acid under
Banana hemi -cops wearing
Or riding on Razor scooters
Shooting at innocent volleyball fans
Who may have mistaken for newbies
and the cops are on alert
Our road dog's got a beer bomb baby
And his eyes are bonking out of his head
have total control of the crowd
The CEO of Epitaph Records
leads them in a chant that is oh so loud
Rigging and partying, smoking beer
Can't stop, man, it's a funky crew
Fisherman Pete stuttering in the street
He's had enough to end with his crap
He's a Vietnam vet and I'll never forget
And he's just about ready to snap
We were locked up in this campfire
But we broke out after dark
It's a natural result of a bureaucratic cult