Ringo Buys a Rifle chords by The Dead Milkmen

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Intro 1

Verse 1

We aren't ourselves

Brains on the shelf

We'll all wake up

When Ringo buys a rifle

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Verse 2

We live we breathe

We spread disease

That all must end

When Ringo buys a rifle

Verse 3
Eb 
 (E flat major) People told him what to say
F 
 (F major) Ordered (???) dream away
D 
 (D major) Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming
Eb 
 (E flat major) John was dubbing Ringo's humming
F 
 (F major) People were starting to talk

Verse 4
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) We   start  (A flat major) wars
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) Forget the  (A flat major) poor
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) That all must  (A flat major) change
Bb 
Eb 
 (B flat major) Ringo  (E flat major) buys a rifle
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) We   stand  (A flat major) tall
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) Try to evolve  (A flat major) 
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) We'll walk on  (A flat major) wa   ter
Bb 
Eb 
 (B flat major) Ringo  (E flat major) buys a rifle

Verse 5

Animals will bear their fangs

Pope will join a gang

We'll all get new shoes

When Ringo buys a rifle

Verse 6

Buildings come crashing down

Lost things will be found

Life'll be so much better

When Ringo buys a rifle

Verse 7
Eb 
 (E flat major) Tried to keep his head level
F 
 (F major) Was possessed by the devil
D 
 (D major) Church is callin' Ringo's mom
Eb 
 (E flat major) Telling her Ringo's a bum
F 
 (F major) Rumors are starting to fly

Verse 8
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) We'll be  (A flat major) one
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) To   love a gun  (A flat major) 
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) That's how we'll  (A flat major) live
Bb 
Eb 
 (B flat major) Ringo  (E flat major) buys a rifle
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) We   start  (A flat major) small
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) Must learn to crawl  (A flat major) 
Bb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) We'll learn to fly  (A flat major) 
Bb 
Eb 
Ab 
 (B flat major) Ringo  (E flat major) buys a rifle  (A flat major) 

Verse 9
Ab 
Db 
Doesn't  (A flat major) want to be cute  (D flat major) 
Eb 
He just wants to shoot  (E flat major) 
Ab 
Blow them away  (A flat major) 
Db 
Make them all pay  (D flat major) 
Eb 
His mind has jumped track  (E flat major) 
He's a Beatle maniac
Ab 
Cm 
C 
 (A flat major) Hey  Paul, you asshole...  (C minor) Dub this!  (C major) 
G 
 (G major) 

Verse 10

When Ringo buys a rifle

Verse 11
Eb 
 (E flat major) People told him what to say
F 
 (F major) Ordered (???) away
D 
 (D major) Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming
Eb 
 (E flat major) John was dubbing Ringo's humming
F 
 (F major) People were starting to talk

Verse 12
D 
 (D major) He is one with indoor plumbing
Eb 
 (E flat major) Paul's still dubbing Ringo's drumming
F 
D 
 (F major) He's formed with the  (D major) NRA
(???) away
Eb 
 (E flat major) Rumors are starting to fly
F 
He  (F major) let (???) acid dream away