Riddle Me chords by Sam Shaber

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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There's a
little green professor
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sitting on a numbered cloud
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And he eats a motorcycle
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and his daughter is so proud
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So they're watching down below
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where a little purple moose
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Is dancing with abandon on
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a macrame caboose
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Will you riddle?
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Will you riddle me?
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Will you riddle me a story, my friend,
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with no beginning or end?
and the mountains by the tracks
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haven't made their beds in years
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but they whisper to the oceans
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and they hope nobody hears saying
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what's that new look on
everyone's face
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it's simply sweeping the land
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and one more thing you can feel smile,
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but you can't hold it in your hand.
Will you riddle?
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Will you riddle me?
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Will you riddle me a story, my friend,
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with no beginning or end?
And here we come
to my favorite part of the song.
This part of the song is called
Why I'm Not Ella Fitzgerald.
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Am 
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I hope you like it.
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We've closed our eyes and cleared our heads
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Lost our limbs beneath
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the sheets
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Eatin' breakfast and the sun
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Coffee, green eggs, and beets
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Watched the flowers on the ridge
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The mosquitoes in the park
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And when time came for Yahtzee again,
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we played it in the dark.
Will you riddle?
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Will you riddle me?
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Will you riddle me a story, my friend,
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with no beginning or end?
And where's the end?
Here's the end.
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Diamonds dribble from the trees
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in the azure evening moon.
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Little green professor's full.
So full.
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But he'll be hungry again soon.
Will you riddle?
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Will you riddle me?
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Will you riddle me a story my friend?
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With no beginning or ...
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Will you riddle, will you riddle me?
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Will you riddle me a story my friend?
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With no beginning or ...
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Will you riddle, will you riddle me?
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Will you riddle me a story, my friend,
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with no beginning or end?