Revenge of a Middle-Aged Woman chords by Tracy Byrd
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Intro 1
(D major)
Verse 1
(D major) I was looking for a cheap car
in the Sunday classifies,
when an ad jumped out and hit me,
right between my bugged out eyes,
it was a (G major) 2 year old Mercedes, (C major)
for 700 (G major) bucks,
(C major) I (D major) couldn't make my trembling fingers
dial that number fast enough. The
(A major) woman who picked up the phone
said, (C major) yes, it's still for sale, (G major)
but I (D major) had about 1 ,000 calls,
so you better move your tail.
When I drove up that long driveway
with the cash there in my hands,
she met me at the garage
in a short skirt and a tan.
When we took (G major) it for a test drive,
I couldn't believe (G minor) my (G major) luck.
She (D major) said, I'll throw in them Arnold Palmer
golf clubs there in the trunk
None (A major) of this was makin' sense,
but then (C major) it dawned on me
(G major) When she referred (D major) to her old man
as that cheatin' S .O .B.
It was a (G major) classic case of a
woman's corn (D major)
She'll make that man
wish he had never been born
She's a 40 (G major) -something -year -old
church injury
(A major) Hell had no fury like revenge (C major)
(G major) of a (A minor) middle -aged (D major) woman
So she took me out to breakfast,
put it on his credit card
And by the time they poured the coffee,
she was pouring out her heart
Stories (G major) of his sneaking around
in sordid escapades (C major) (D major)
Secretaries, waitresses,
and bimbos half his age
She (A major) said, you know, there's one thing
I (C major) ought to thank him for (G major)
Well, he ticked (D major) me off so much
I put new locks (A major) on the doors
(D major) It's a (G major) classic case of a woman scoring
She'll (D major) make that man
wish he had never been born
She's a (G major) forty -something -year -old
judge and jury
Hell (A major) hath no fury like revenge (C major)
(G major) of a (A major) middle (A minor) -aged (A major) woman (D major)
(G major) (C major) (G major) (D major)
(G major) (A major)
(C major) (G major)
Well, (D major) I believe good wine
and women get better with time
And if you ask me that man's a fool
or else he must be blind
I'll (G major) never know his motives,
can't get inside his head
But I'm (C major) driving that Mercedes
an (A major) d I'm sleeping in his bed (D major)
It's a (G major) classic case of a woman's corn
She'll (D major) make that man wish
he had never been born
She's a (G major) forty -something -year -old
judge and jury
Hell (A major) hath no fury like revenge (C major)
(G major) of a (A minor) middle -aged wo (D major) man
Re (C major) venge (G major) of a (A major) middle -aged (D major) woman
I know I ought to feel guilty
about something
I just can't think of what it might be.
(D major) (D major)
Revenge of a Middle-Aged Woman
Tracy Byrd
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