Retarded Flying Lion (Margaritaville Parody) chords by Myndflame

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Quack, quack, quack, quack
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I'm the lion king
Check out my huge wings
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And just for a few bucks
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You can fly around on me
Quack, quack, quack, quack
Imagine all your friends,
telling you it's for the win.
Where else can you get a lion's head
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on a griffin's body?
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I'm just a retarded lion mount.
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Won't you buy me from the blizzard store
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It's a real shame
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but it's you that's to blame
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If they take me out of the game
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Cause flying lions are lame
So maybe my head's big,
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too big for my body
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But I got the wings of an angel,
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it'll make you cry
Look at all those heads turn,
way cooler than
It's too bad you can't earn this mount
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as a guild reward.
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I'm just a retarded lion mount.
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Won't you buy me from the
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blizzard store?
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It's a real shame,
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but you'll probably buy
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it anyway.
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Aren't you tired of farming traits?
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Flying lions are cake.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACK!
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RECORD BEEEEAAACK!
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RECORD SCRATCH
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BEEAAAACK!
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Japan is in shambles
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A radiation battle
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If you buy me now, it goes to a good cause
No, wait, that's a rumor
I'm gonna get a tumor
Why don't you just buy me now
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And imagine you're helping in some way
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I'm just a retarded lion mount
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Won't you buy me from
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the blizzard store?
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It's a real shame,
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but it's you that's to blame
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If Dupain goes down in flames
WAH -WAH -WAH -WAH -WAH
Cause flying lions are lame
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WAH -WAH -WAH -WAH -WAH
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It's a real shame
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But it's you that's to blame
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If they take me out of the game
WAH -WAH -WAH -WAH -WAH
Cause flying lions are lame
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WAH -WAH -WAH -WAH
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WAH -WAH -WAH -WAH
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WAH -WAH -WAH -WAH
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WAH -WAH -WAH you