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Retard chords by 
The Vibrators
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Intro 1
A5
Am
G
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A5
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A5
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G
A5
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I
Verse 1
A5
Am
G
Am
can't coun t past three,
Johnny got rotten, it's a mystery
A5
Am
G
A5
I don't know what's going on,
don't look at me,
Am
what's your problem?
A5
Am
C5
Dm
A5
Am
Cause I'm a retard, I'm a retard,
G
F
Am
C5
Dm
Am
A5
I'm a retard, I'm a retard,
Am
G
F
just like you
Am
G
Am
I like drugs and drinking booze,
I never watch the stupid news
A5
Am
A5
Am
G
Am
People ask me what I do,
A5
Am
A5
Am
I say go away or I'll fill you in
A5
Cause I'm a retard,
Am
C5
Dm
Am
I'm a retard,
G
F
Am
C5
Dm
Am
I'm a retard, I'm a retard
G
F
Just like you,
don't try to tell me what to do
E
Like they did in my old school
F
I've got a plan, just wait and see
G
I'm gonna become a celebrity
Am
G
Am
G
Am
G
Am
A5
Am
G
A5
It's a party zone wherever I go
Am
So crank up the stereo
E
Am
G
They both both tell me to behave
A5
Am
Dm
Gonna force them into an early grave
Am
E
Am
C5
Cos I'm a retard
Dm
Am
G
I'm a retard
F
Am
C5
I'm a retard
Dm
A5
Am
I'm a re tard
G
Just like you
F
Am
G
Am
My probation officer's in great deceit
A5
Am
As he's washing his hands of me
A5
Am
G
He says it'll be prison here I come
Am
Second society's best option
C5
Cos I'm a retard
Dm
A5
Am
G
I'm a retard
F
Am
C5
I'm a retard
Dm
Am
A5
Am
I'm a re tard
G
F
Just like you
Am
I'm a retard, ain't letting you down
Still out here, acting a clown
I'm a resumming, summing day
Retard, yeah that's me
E
Am
Cos I'm a retard
I'm a retard
I'm a retard
I'm a retard
Dm
Am
A5
Am
G
I'm a retard, just like you
E
Am
C5
Dm
Am
I'm a retard, I'm a retard
G
F
Am
C
Dm
Am
I'm a retard, I'm a retard
G
Am
Just like you
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