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Retard Girl easy guitar chords by Hole
N/A
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 2
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
D
G
C
Bb
D
G
C
Bb
Intro 1
Verse 1
Retard
girl makes
us sick
Retard,
poke
her
with
a stick
Well,
she
walks
funny
Kind of
like
a pig
Verse 2
God, I
hate
that
retard
girl
See
the
retard
girl
walk
ing
in
the schoolyard
In
the same
dress
from
fourth
grade
See
the
retard
girl
cross-eyed
Verse 3
in
in
the
schoolyard
Looking
for
the
friend
she
made
The
retard
girl,
retard
girl
The retard
girl
Yeah,
don't
for
get
her
face
Verse 4
As
shines
the
moon
among
the
lesser
fires
She
is sucking
dick
out
in
the yard
Well,
she
walks
funny
Kind of
like
a pig
Verse 5
God, I
hate
that
retard
girl
Hey,
the retard
girls
all
walk
funny
She
don't
think
like
the
others
do
See
the
retard
girl
squirming
in
the mud
Verse 6
Throw
her in the
trash
can
See
what
she
does
The retard
girl,
retard
girl
The retard
girl
Verse 7
Yeah,
don't
forget
a
face
I asked
her mother,
"Why'd
you implode?"
Well,
her
head's
so
big
It just
might
explode
Verse 8
And
she
walks
funny
Kind
of like
a pig
God, I
hate
that
retard
girl
Hit
her
Verse 9
See
that
retard
girl
star
ing
at
the sun
What
does
she see?
See
the
retard
girl
stare
at
everyone
I hope
she
doesn't
see
me
Verse 10
Retard
girl,
the
retard
girl
The
retard
girl
Yeah,
don't
for
get
her
face
Retard
girl
Verse 11
The retard
girl
The
retard
girl
Outro 1
Don't
throw
her away
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