Redback On The Toilet Seat chords by Slim Newton

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Verse 1
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There was a redback on the toilet seat
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when I was there last night.
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I didn't see him in the dark,
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but boy, I felt his bite.
I jumped high up into the air,
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and when I hit the ground,
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That crafty redback spider
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wasn't nowhere to be found.
I rushed in to the missus,
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told her just where I'd been bit.
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She grabbed a cutthroat razor blade
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and I nearly took a fit
I said just forget what's on your mind
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and call a doctor please
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Cos I've got a feeling
that your cure is worse than
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the disease
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There was a redback on the toilet seat
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when I was there last night
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I didn't see him in the dark,
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but boy I felt his bite
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And now I'm here in hospital,
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a sad and sorry plight
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And I cursed the red -backed spider
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on the toilet seat last night
I can't lay down, I can't sit up,
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and I don't know what to do
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And all the nurses think it's funny,
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but that's not my point of view
I tell you it's embarrassing,
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and that's to say the least
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That I'm too sick to eat a bite
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while that spider had a feast
And when I get back home again,
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I'll tell you what I'll do
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I'll make that redback suffer
for the pain I'm going through
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I've had so many needles
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that I'm looking like a sieve
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And I promise you that spider
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hasn't very long to live
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There was a redback on the toilet seat
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when I was there last night
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I didn't see him in the dark,
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but boy I felt his bite
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But now I'm here in hospital
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a sad and sorry plight
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And I cursed the redback spider
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on the toilet seat last night you