Redback On The Toilet Seat chords by Michael Carr
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Verse 1
(C major) (G major) (C major) There (G major) was a (C major) redback
on the toilet seat
When (F major) I was there last night
I (G major) didn't see him in the dark
But boy, I felt his bite
(C major) I jumped high up into the air
And (F major) when I hit the ground
That nasty (G major) redback spider
Wasn't nowhere to be found (C major)
I rushed in to the missus,
told her just (F major) where I'd been bit
She grabbed (G major) a cutthroat razor blade
and I nearly took a fit
(C major) I said, just forget what's on your mind
and call (F major) the doctor please
Cos I've (G major) got a feeling
that your cure is worse
than the disease (C major)
There was a (F major) redback on the toilet seat
when I was there last (C major) night
I (D major) didn't see him in the dark,
but boy I felt his bite (G major)
And (C major) now I'm here in hospital,
a (F major) sad and sorry plight
And I (G major) cursed the red -backed spider
on the toilet seat last (C major) night (G major) (C major)
I can't lay down, I can't sit up,
I (F major) don't know what to do
And all the (G major) nurses think it's funny,
but that's not my point of view. (C major)
I tell you it's embarrassing,
and (F major) that's to say the least.
That (G major) I'm too sick to eat a bite,
and that spider had a feast. (C major)
When I get back home again,
I'll (F major) tell you what I'll do.
I'll (G major) make that redback suffer
for the pain I'm going through.
(C major) I've had so many needles
that I'm look (F major) ing like a sieve
And I promise (G major) you that spider
hasn't very long to live (C major)
There was a (F major) redback on the toilet seat
when I was there last (C major) night
I (D major) didn't see him in the dark,
but boy I felt his bite
(G major) And (C major) now I'm here in hospital,
a (F major) sad and sorry plight
And I cursed (G major) the red -backed spider
On the toilet seat last (C major) night
Redback On The Toilet Seat
Michael Carr
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