There
lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong,
in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him
with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks
he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
He ruled the Russian land,
and never mind the tsar
But the Cossack chum,
he danced really wunderbar
In all of Phage's state,
he was the man to please
But he was real great
when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was the
wheeler -dealer
Though she heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Mama Rashmitee,
lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Mara was written
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he married on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power became known
To more and more people
The demands to do something
about this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
And louder and louder
Louder!
This man just had to go,
declared his enemies
But the ladies begged,
don't you try to do it, please
No, don't distrust Putin
and lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute,
they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men
of higher standing
Set a trap they're not to blame
Come to visit us, they came demanding
And he really came
Ra -Ra -Rasputin,
lover of the Russian Queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra -Ra -Rasputin,
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, I feel fine
Ra -Ra -Rasputin,
lover of the Russian Queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra -Ra -Rasputin,
Russia's greatest love machine
An d so they shot him till he was dead
Ra -Ra -Rasputin,
lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra -Ra -Rasputin,
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
Hey!