it was easy to fly a phantom
They told me how it looked to fly that plane
He just pulled back on the stick
at the point of no return
He never took his takeoff speed in vain
Just a little bit of flaps
for his maximum rate of climb
And his flight plan was always
was another man called the E .W .O.,
which is short for the Elec
And he had the sorry task
of dropping your 250 to 500
to 1 ,000 -pound bomb bombs.
He also had the sorry task
of firing the modern -day Gatling gun,
which can fire air -to -air missiles
against your big 17s and 21s,
which, if any good friendly
Now, in all fairness to this electronic weapon officer,
that he didn't really enjoy it,
especially when he had to drop
your anti -personnel bomb,
which exploded into shrapnel,
broken glass, ball bearings,
and kill any human or animal
depending upon the size of the anti
and have a few beers with
for what they were ordered to do.
Some wondered why they even
got into the whole thing at all.
Because there are a lot better things
you can do with a beautiful airplane.
He told me, cause I love the man who told me,
Lieutenant John had told me
it was easy to fly a banner.
Oh, he told me how he got to fly that plane.
He just pulled back on the stick
at the point of no return
Just a little bit of flaps
for his maximum rate of climb
Because he knew that rain
just like he knew the palm of