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Pure Comedy easy guitar chords by Father John Misty
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Tuning
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C
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F
Faug
C#
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A
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Verse 1
At six
For some
reason
when I go
to
the app
Verse 2
The comedy
of man
starts
like
this
Our
brain
s
are way
too
big
for
our
mother's
hips
And
so
Nature,
she
divines
this
al
ternative
We
emerged
half- formed
and hope
that whoever
greets
us
on
the
other
end
Is
kind
enough
to
fill us
in
And,
babies,
that's
pretty
much
how
it's been
ever
since
Verse 3
Now
the miracle
of birth
leaves
a few
issues
to address
Like,
say, that
half
of us
are peri
odically
iron
defi
cient
So
somebody's
got
to go
kill
something
while
I
look
after
the kids
I'd
do
it myself,
but what,
are you
going to get
this
thing
its
milk?
He says
as soon
as he
gets
back
from
the hunt,
we can
switch
It's hard
not to
fall
in love
with something
so
helpless
Ladies,
I
hope
we don't
end
up
regretting
this
Verse 4
Comedy,
now
that's
what
I call
pure
comedy
Just
waiting
until
the part
where
they
start
to
believe
They're
at the
center
of everything
And some
all-
powerful
being
endowed
this
horror
show
with meaning
Verse 5
Oh,
their re
ligions
are
the best
They
worship
themselves
yet they're
totally
obsessed
With
risen
zombies,
celestial
vir
gins,
magic
tricks,
these unbelievable
outfit
s
And
they get
ter
ribly
upset
When
you question
their
sacred
texts
Written
by
woman-
hating
epileptics
Their
Verse 6
languages
just serve
to
confuse
them
Their
con
fusion
somehow
makes
them
more
sure
They build
fortunes
poisoning
their
offspring
And
hand
out
prizes
when someone
patents
the cure
Where
did they
find
these goons
they
elected
to
rule
them?
What
makes
these clowns
they
idolize
so remarkable?
These
mammals
are
hell-
bent
on
fashioning
new
gods
So
they
can
go
on
being
godless
animals
Interlude 1
Verse 7
Oh
comedy,
their
illusions
they have
no
choice
but
to
believe
Their
horizons
that
just
forever
recede
And
how's
this
for
irony,
their
idea
of
being
free
is
a
prison
of
beliefs
That
they never
ever
have
to
leave
Verse 8
Oh
comedy
Oh
it's
like
something
that
a
mad
man
would
conceive!
The
only
thing
that
seems
to
make
them
feel
alive
is
the struggle
to
sur
vive
But the
only
thing
that
they
request
is something
to
numb
the
pain
with
Until
there's
nothing
human
left
Just
random
mat
ter
suspended
in
the dark
I
hate
to say
it,
Outro 1
but
each
other's
all
we
got
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