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Pure Comedy easy guitar chords by 
Father John Misty
N/A•
Verse 1
C
Dm
C
Dm
F
Faug
C#
At six
G#dim
For some reason when I go to
the app
E
D
Ebdim
Verse 2
A
G#
The comedy of man starts like this
D
Our brains are way too big
A
for our mother's hips
E
And so Nature, she divines this alternative
G#
We emerged half- formed and hope
A
that whoever greets us on the other end
E
Is kind enough to fill us in
A
And, babies, that's pretty much
E
how it's been ever since
Verse 3
D#dim
Now the miracle of birth leaves
G#
a few issues to address
G#dim
Like, say, that half of us
D
A
are periodically iron deficient
So somebody's got to go kill something
E
while I look after the kids
G#
I'd do it myself, but what,
A
are you going to get this thing its milk?
He says as soon as he gets back from the hunt,
E
we can switch
A
It's hard not to fall in love
E
with something so helpless
A
Ladies, I hope we don't end
E
up regretting this
Verse 4
E
Comedy, now that's what
A
I call pure comedy
Just waiting until the part where
G#m
they start to believe
They're at the center
B
of everything
A
And some all- powerful being endowed
B
this horror show with meaning
Verse 5
E
Oh, their religions are the best
They worship themselves
A
yet they're totally obsessed
G#m
With risen zombies, celestial virgins,
D#
magic tricks, these unbelievable outfits
D#m
A
And they get terribly upset
B
When you question their sacred texts
E
Written by woman- hating epileptics
A
Their
Verse 6
languages just serve
to confuse them
Am
Their confusion somehow makes
them more sure
A
They build fortunes poisoning
their offspring
Am
And hand out prizes when someone
patents the cure
A
Where did they find these goons
they elected to rule them?
Am
What makes these clowns they
idolize so remarkable?
A
These mammals are hell- bent
on fashioning new gods
Am
So they can go on being godless animals
Interlude 1
Adim
G#
Cdim
D
A
E
G#
Cdim
A
Verse 7
E
Oh comedy, their illusions they have
A
no choice but to believe
G#m
Their horizons that just forever recede
D#
G#m
And how's this for irony,
D#m
D#dim
F#m
B
their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs
That they never ever have to leave
Verse 8
E
Oh comedy
Oh it's like something that a
A
madman would conceive!
G#m
The only thing that seems to make them feel
D#
G#m
D#
alive is the struggle to survive
F#m
A
But the only thing that they request
F#m
B
is something to numb the pain with
B
Until there's nothing human left
A
Just random matter suspended in the dark
Am
I hate to say it,
Outro 1
but each other's all we got
Am
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Adim
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