Punky's Dilemma chords by Simon & Garfunkel

SimplifiedD · F#m · A · Em · G …

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Intro 1

F#m

Verse 1
A 
Wish I was a
Em 
A 
Kellogg's Cornflake
F#m 
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
D 
F#m 
Em 
D 
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
F#m 
D 
A 
G 
Talkin' to a raisin who 'caisson'ly plays L.A.,
F#m 
Bm 
Casually glancing at his toupee.

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Interlude 1

Wish I was an

Verse 2

English muffin

'Bout to make the most out

of a toaster.

Verse 3

I'd ease myself down,

F#m

Comin' up brown.

Verse 4

I prefer boysenberry

F#m

More than any ordinary jam.

I'm a "Citizens for

Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Verse 5

Ah, South California.

Verse 6
D 
A 
Em 
A 
If I become a first lieutenant
D 
Would you put my photo on your piano?
A 
Em 
D 
To Maryjane
A 
G 
Best wishes, Martin.
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Bm 
Leavin' by the basement
F#m 
D 
F#m 
door),
Bm 
Everybody knows what he's
Em 
G 
D 
Tippy-toeing down down there for