Private Dick chords by Hal Willis

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Verse 1
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Well,
when I came out of law school
I thought I'd make the girls fool
I went and joined the FBI
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But they put me on the cover
Said they didn't need a lover
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So I kissed the FBI goodbye
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Started my own operation
Doing paid investigation
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But the women got me in a fix
For the all -common running
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And common gunning
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And it's hard to be a private
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G 
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dick
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Well, I was sittin' on a bar stool
tryin' to play it real cool
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I saw this pretty girl walk by
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I could tell she was in trouble,
so I got up on the double
When I saw her givin' me the eye
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She drank a drink, got a bottle
till her husband come and caught her
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So I started makin' tracks real quick
For all the women comin' runnin',
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men comin' gunnin'
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And it's hard to be a private
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G 
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dick
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Well, I'm a -sneakin' down
an alley
I never dilly -dally,
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cause you never know I might get shot
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Cause when the brooks are operating
and they're investigating the trail,
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that's a good and  hot
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It's a very detrimental,
I don't get too detrimental
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cause I have to know the rarer trick
For all the women come a -running
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an d come a -cunning
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and it's hard to be a private
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dick
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Well, my phone is always ringing,
everything is really swinging,
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got the women knocking at my door
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And when I find myself a winner,
I just take her out to dinner
cause I'm the guy
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that knows the score
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I gotta try to keep them happy,
so just leave it up to papi
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I can blow a lot of smoke real quick
For all the women comin'
runnin'
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Men comin' gunnin'
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And it's hard to be a private
D 
dick
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