don't sit around and mope
Because we're just observing,
please stay behind the rope
All the former White House residents,
including the present President
There's George, John, Thomas, James,
James, John, Andrew, Martin
Tell William, John, and James
that the party's almost startin'.
Zachary, Millard, Franklin,
Andrew Ulysses, Rutherford,
James, Chester, Grover, and Benjamin.
Grover got elected twice.
Though William, Theodore, William,
Warren, Calvin, Herbert, Franklin,
Lynn and Richard, Gerald, Jimmy,
Ronald, George, and William.
and they send in the Marines.
Eatin' cake and watchin' cable,
passin' gifts under the table
when the President's birthday
There's George, John, Thomas, James,
James, John, Andrew and Martin.
Tell William, John and James
that the party's almost startin'.
Zachary, Millard, Franklin, James and Abraham, Andrew,
Ulysses, Rutherford, James, Chester, Grover, and Benjamin.
Grover got elected twice.
Though William, Theodore, William,
Warren, Calvin, Herbert, Franklin,
Lynn and Richard, Gerald, Jimmy,
Ronald, George, and William.
All the former White House residents,
including the present president,
are having a birthday party on this day!