Praise The Lard

Praise The Lard easy guitar chords by The Pocket Gods

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • G

  • F

  • C

  • Gm

    3
  • A

  • D

  • Eb

    6
  • Ebm

    6
  • G

  • F

  • C

  • Gm

    3
  • A

  • D

  • Eb

    6
  • Ebm

    6
  • Verse 1
    Eat 
    lard, 
    eat 
    lard, 

    eat 
    lard 

    Nixon 
    smile, 
    smile, 
    smile 
    when 
    eat 
    my 
    lard 

    Don't 
    call 
    me 
    quitter 
    cause 

    I'm 
    trying 
    real 
    hard 

    Gonna 
    try, 
    try, 

    try 
    till 
    my 
    heart's 
    bugged 
    up 

    Always 
    lick 
    my 
    plate, 

    so 
    there's 
    less 
    wash
    ing up 

    She's 
    my 
    lat
    te 
    girl 

    She's 
    my 
    lat
    te 
    girl 

    Don't 
    bring 
    me 
    flowers 
    or 
    ro
    mantic 
    dreams 

    need 
    to 
    fill 
    my 
    ambi
    tion 
    up, 

    I'm 
    sliced 
    as 
    he 
    chins 

    Deliver 
    me 
    donuts, 
    pies 
    an
    chips 

    I'm 
    work
    in' 
    full 
    time 
    to 

    ex
    pand 
    my 
    hips 

    She's 
    my 
    lard 
    cake 
    girl 

    I'm 
    gonna 
    fill 
    her 
    up 

    We 
    live 
    in 
    the land 
    of 
    lard 

    Praise 
    be 
    to 
    the glory 
    that 
    is 
    lard 

    In 
    jingle 
    shops 
    to 
    parade 
    my 
    flesh 
    I'm 
    stompin' 

    up 
    the 
    bunker 
    floor 
    and 
    all 
    detach 

    Skimpy 
    trousers 
    stretch 

    to 
    re
    veal 
    my 
    thrat 

    Once 
    you've 
    had 
    fight, 

    you'll 
    nev
    er go 
    back

    She's 
    my 
    latke 
    girl, 

    I'm 
    gonna 
    throw 
    her 
    out 

    Praise 
    the 

    Lord. 

    Praise 
    the 

    Lord. 

    Praise 
    the 

    Lord. 


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