Please Don't Squeeze My Sharmon chords by Charlie Walker

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Did you hear what happened
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last Saturday night?
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While dancin' and drinkin'
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we all got half -tied
This sweet thing named Charmin'
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was dancin' with me
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When I jumped her boyfriend
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and he hollered at me
Please don't squeeze my Charmin'
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Don't hold her so tight
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You'd best heed my warnin'
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It's my last one tonight
She's soft and she's gentle
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And as sweet as can be
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And if charmin' needs squeezin'
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Then leave that to me
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Along about midnight,
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I was feelin' no pain
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And me and Miss Charmin
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were dancin' again
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Then Hank and Big Harlan got into a fight
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And I heard someone holler
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as out went the light
Please don't squeeze my Charmin
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Don't hold her so tight
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You'd best heed my warnin'
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It's my last one tonight
She's soft and she's gentle
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And as sweet as can be
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And if charmin' needs squeezin'
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Then leave that to me
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And if charmin' ain't squeezin'
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Then leave that to me