plastic jesus chords by The Local Honeys
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Well,
I don't care if it rains or freezes
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As long as I've got my plastic
Jesus right
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Sitting on the dashboard of my car
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He comes in colors, pink and black
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And he glows in the dark
as he's phosphorescent
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I'll take him with me when I travel far
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Now get yourself a sweet
Madonna
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Dressed in rhinestones, sitting on
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A pedestal of abalone shells
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I'm going 90, I ain't worried
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Because I've got the
Virgin
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Mary ridin' on the dashboard of
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my car
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Dm
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Oh, I don't care if it bumps or jostles
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As long as I've got the twelve apostles
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is bolted to the dashboard of my car
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Now don't I have a pious mess
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in such a crowd of holy men
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who are strung across the
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dashboard of my car
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Now when I go for the cake
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and I've got my ceramic safe
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I'm riding on the dashboard of my car
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Am
Well the men will know I'm on the level
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Thanks to the wild -eyed
stone -worn devil
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Sneakin' from the dashboard
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of my car
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If I weave around at
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night and police think
That I'm tired,
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they'll never find my bottle
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Though they ask
Plastic
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Jesus shelters me
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Before his head comes off
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You see, he's hollow
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And I use him for a flask
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes
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As long as I've got my
Plastic
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Jesus riding on
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The dashboard of my car
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He comes in colors
Pink and blaze,
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and he glows in the dark
As he's phosphorescent
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I'll take him with me when I travel far
Yeah, he's always with
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me when I travel far
plastic jesus
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