Plastic Jesus (Reborn) chords by Thomas Csorba
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Intro 1
(G major) (D major) (C major) (G major) (D major)
(G major)
Verse 1
Well I (G major) don't
care if it rains or freezes
Long (C major) as I've got my plastic Jesus rid (G major) ing
On the dashboard of my car
(D major) Clothed (G major) in colors, pink and pleasant
Globe (C major) s in the dark, she's iridescent
She'll (G major) go with you when (D major) you travel far (G major)
So get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed (C major) in rhinestone,
sittin' on a (G major) pedestal
Abalone shell (D major)
Glow (G major) in' andy, I ain't scary
Cause (C major) I've got that Virgin Mary me,
(G major) as suring me that (D major) I won't go to hell. (G major)
(C major) Ok lahoma down to San Antonio, (G major) 35,
my river of Jordan,
(D major) not a worry along the way. (G major)
Dal (C major) las, Texas, Tennessee,
(G major) plastic Jesus rides with me,
(D major) bobbing his head down (C major) the interstate.
(G major) (C major) (G major)
(D major) (G major) (D major) (C major) (G major) (G minor) (D major)
(G major)
When I'm in a traffic jam
He (C major) don't care if I say damn
I (G major) can let all my curses roll (D major)
Verse 2
This (G major) plastic Jesus doesn't hear
Verse 3
Be (C major) cause he has a plastic ear
Verse 4
The (G major) man who invented plastic
(D major) saved my soul (G major)
Verse 5
And (G major) when I'm gonna fornicate
Verse 6
I've (C major) got out my ceramic Satan
Verse 7
Sit (G major) ting on the dashboard of my car (D major)
Verse 8
(G major) Wo men know I'm on the level
Thank (C major) s to the wide -eyed
storm -weared devil
Sit (G major) tin' on the dash (D major) board of my car (G major)
And if I'm caught drivin' fast at night
Police (C major) men think I'm very tight
They (G major) never find my weed,
though they ask (D major)
Plastic (G major) Jesus shelters me
Before (C major) his head screws off, you see
The (G major) perfect place for me
(D major) to hide my stash (G major)
Ok (C major) lahoma down to San Antonio, (G major) 35
My river of Jordan,
(D major) not a worry along the way (G major)
Dallas, (C major) Texas, Tennessee
Plastic (G major) Jesus rides with me
(D major) Bobbin' his head down (C major) the interstate (G major)
Plastic Jesus (Reborn)
Thomas Csorba
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