Plastic Jesus

Plastic Jesus easy guitar chords by Billy Idol

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  • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    I don't 

    care 
    if it rains 
    or freezes 

    Long 
    as I've got 
    my 
    plastic 
    Jesus 

    Ridin' 
    on 
    the dashboard 
    of my 
    car 

    Through 
    my trials 
    and tribulations 

    And 
    my travels 
    through the 
    nation 

    With my 
    plastic 
    Jesus 
    I'll go 
    far 

    Ridin' 
    down 
    the 
    thoroughfare 

    With 
    a nose 
    up 
    in 
    the 
    air 

    wreck may 
    be 
    ahead 

    But 
    he don't 
    mind 

    Trouble 
    comin', 
    he 
    don't 
    see 

    He just 
    keeps 
    his eye 
    on 
    me 

    And 
    any 
    other 
    thing 
    that 
    lies 
    be
    hind 

    Verse 2
    With 
    my 
    plastic 
    Je
    sus 

    Goodbye 
    and 
    I'll 
    go 
    far 

    I said 
    with 
    my 
    plastic 
    Je
    sus 

    Sit
    ting 
    on 
    the dashboard 

    of my 
    car 

    Verse 3
    When I'm 
    in 
    a traffic 
    jam 

    He 
    don't 
    care 
    if 
    I say 
    "damn" 

    I can 
    let 
    all my 
    curses 
    roll 

    'Cause 
    Jesus 
    Plastico doesn't 
    hear 

    'Cause 
    he has 
    a plastic 
    ear 

    The 
    man who 
    invented 
    plastic 

    Saved 
    my 
    soul 

    Verse 4
    With 
    my 
    plastic 
    Je
    sus 

    I said, 
    goodbye 
    and 
    I'll 
    go 
    far 

    I said 
    with 
    my 
    plastic 
    Je
    sus 

    Sit
    tin' 
    on the 
    dashboard 
    of my 
    car, 

    oh 
    yeah 

    Verse 5
    An 
    if 
    I weave 
    around 
    at 
    night 

    Po
    licemen 
    think 
    I'm very 
    tight 

    They 
    never 
    find 
    my 
    bottle 

    Though 
    they 
    ask 

    'Cause 
    plastic 
    Jesus 
    shel
    ters 
    me 

    For 
    his head 
    comes 
    off, you 
    see 

    He's 
    hollow 
    and 
    I use 
    him 
    like 
    flask 

    Whoa 
    Verse 6
    oh 

    oh 

    Verse 7
    Save 
    me 


    Verse 8
    I don't 
    care 
    if it's 
    dark 
    or scary 

    Long 
    as I got 
    magnetic 
    Mary 

    Ridin' 
    on the 
    dashboard 
    of 
    my 
    car 

    feel 
    that I'm 
    protected 
    amply 

    I've got 
    the love 
    of the whole 

    damn 
    family 

    Ridin' 
    on 
    the 
    dashboard 
    of my 
    car 

    Verse 9
    With 
    my 
    plastic 
    Je
    sus 

    I said 
    goodbye 
    and 
    I'll 
    go 
    far 

    And I 
    said 
    with 
    my 
    plastic 
    Je
    sus 

    I said 
    sittin' 
    on 
    the dashboard 
    of 
    my car, 

    whoa 
    oh 

    Verse 10
    I said, 
    with 
    my 
    plastic 
    Je
    sus 
    (when I'm goin' 

    fornicatin') 

    (I've got my ceramic 
    Satan) 

    Help me, Je
    sus 
    (sittin' on the 

    dashboard 
    of 
    my 
    car) 

    With my 
    plastic 
    Jesus 
    (women know 
    I'm on 

    the level) 

    (Thanks to the wide-eyed 

    stoneware devil) 

    Sneer
    in' 
    from the 
    dash
    board 
    of 
    my 
    car 

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