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Plastic Jesus chords by 
Billy Idol
Intro 1
C
G
F
C
G
C
G
F
C
G
Verse 1
C
I don't
care if it rains or freezes
G
Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
F
C
G
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
C
Through my trials and tribulations
G
And my travels through the nation
F
C
G
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
C
Ridin' down the thoroughfare
G
With a nose up in the air
F
A wreck may be ahead
C
G
But he don't mind
C
Trouble comin', he don't see
G
He just keeps his eye on me
F
C
G
And any other thing that lies behind
Verse 2
C
G
With my plastic Jesus
F
C
G
Goodbye and I'll go far
C
Am
G
I said with my plastic Jesus
F
Sitting on the dashboard
C
G
of my car
Verse 3
C
When I'm in a traffic jam
G
He don't care if I say "damn"
F
C
G
I can let all my curses roll
C
'Cause Jesus Plastico doesn't hear
G
'Cause he has a plastic ear
F
The man who invented plastic
C
G
Saved my soul
Verse 4
C
G
With my plastic Jesus
F
C
G
I said, goodbye and I'll go far
C
Am
G
I said with my plastic Jesus
F
C
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car,
G
oh yeah
Verse 5
Am
G
An if I weave around at night
Am
G
Policemen think I'm very tight
F
They never find my bottle
Dm
C
G
Though they ask
Am
G
'Cause plastic Jesus shelters me
Am
G
For his head comes off, you see
F
Dm
C
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
G
Whoa
Verse 6
C
G
F
C
oh
G
oh
Verse 7
C
Save me
G
F
C
G
Verse 8
C
I don't care if it's dark or scary
G
C
Long as I got magnetic Mary
F
C
G
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
C
I feel that I'm protected amply
G
I've got the love of the whole
damn family
F
C
G
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
Verse 9
C
G
With my plastic Jesus
F
C
G
I said goodbye and I'll go far
C
Am
G
And I said with my plastic Jesus
F
C
I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car,
G
whoa oh
Verse 10
C
G
I said, with my plastic Jesus (when I'm goin'
fornicatin')
(I've got my ceramic Satan)
F
Help me, Jesus (sittin' on the
C
G
C
dashboard of my car)
G
With my plastic Jesus (women know I'm on
the level)
(Thanks to the wide-eyed
stoneware devil)
F
Dm
C
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car
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