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Plastic Jesus chords by Billy Idol

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  • G

  • F

  • Am

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Intro 1
(C major) (G major) (F major) (C major) (G major)
(C major) (G major) (F major) (C major) (G major)
Verse 1
(C major) I don't
care if it rains or freezes
(G major) Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
(F major) Ridin' on the dashboard of my car (C major) (G major)
(C major) Through my trials and tribulations
(G major) And my travels through the nation
(F major) With my plastic Jesus I'll go (C major) (G major) far
(C major) Ridin' down the thoroughfare
(G major) With a nose up in the air
A (F major) wreck may be ahead
But he don't mind (C major) (G major)
(C major) Trouble comin', he don't see
(G major) He just keeps his eye on me
And (F major) any other thing that lies behind (C major) (G major)

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Verse 2
(C major) With my plastic Je (G major) sus
(F major) Goodbye and (C major) I'll go far (G major)
I said (C major) with my (A minor) plastic Je (G major) sus
Sit (F major) ting on the dashboard
of my car (C major) (G major)
Verse 3
(C major) When I'm in a traffic jam
He (G major) don't care if I say "damn"
(F major) I can let all my curses roll (C major) (G major)
'Cause (C major) Jesus Plastico doesn't hear
(G major) 'Cause he has a plastic ear
The (F major) man who invented plastic
Saved my soul (C major) (G major)
Verse 4
(C major) With my plastic Je (G major) sus
I said, (F major) goodbye and (C major) I'll go far (G major)
I said with (C major) my (A minor) plastic Je (G major) sus
Sit (F major) tin' on the dashboard of my car, (C major)
(G major) oh yeah
Verse 5
An (A minor) if I weave around (G major) at night
Po (A minor) licemen think I'm very (G major) tight
They (F major) never find my bottle
(D minor) Though they ask (C major) (G major)
'Cause (A minor) plastic Jesus shel (G major) ters me
(A minor) For his head comes (G major) off, you see
He's (F major) hollow and I use (D minor) him like a flask (C major)
(G major) Whoa
Verse 6
(C major) oh (G major) (F major) (C major)
(G major) oh
Verse 7
Save (C major) me
(G major) (F major) (C major) (G major)
Verse 8
(C major) I don't care if it's dark or scary
(G major) Long as I got magnetic Mary (C major)
Ridin' (F major) on the dashboard of my car (C major) (G major)
I (C major) feel that I'm protected amply
(G major) I've got the love of the whole
damn family
(F major) Ridin' on the dashboard of my car (C major) (G major)
Verse 9
(C major) With my plastic Je (G major) sus
I said (F major) goodbye and (C major) I'll go far (G major)
And I said (C major) with my (A minor) plastic Je (G major) sus
I said (F major) sittin' on the dashboard of my car, (C major)
(G major) whoa oh
Verse 10
I said, with (C major) my plastic Je (G major) sus (when I'm goin'
fornicatin')
(I've got my ceramic Satan)
Help me, Je (F major) sus (sittin' on the
dashboard of (C major) (G major) (C major) my car)
With my plastic Jesus (women know (G major) I'm on
the level)
(Thanks to the wide-eyed
stoneware devil)
Sneer (F major) in' from the dash (D minor) board of my car (C major)
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