Plastic Fantastic chords by Stop Stop Start Again

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Intro 1

Verse 1
D 
F 
Charlotte's got a brand new chest
C 
C5 
G5 
Audited size from the Daily Express
D 
D5 
Debbie's looking good now,
F 
she got fuller lips
C5 
C 
C5 
G5 
Got all that cellulite sucked
from her hips
D 
F 
Johnny's got a grin from ear to ear
C 
C5 
G5 
Since he overcome his initial fear
D 
F 
F5 
A little slip here and a little slip there
F 
C5 
G5 
But now his face is like a constant stare
D 
C5 
C 
Well, fantastic, you trashed it
C5 
Bb5 
C5 
A bit drastic, fantastic,
D 
D5 
D 
C 
C5 
Bb5 
plastic
C5 
C 
D 
F 
C 
C5 
G5 
F 
D 
F 
C 
Gm 
G5 
Dm 
D 
Seth's got an ass
F 
and she knows how to rock it
C5 
Hands   on her chest and
G5 
D5 
a cock in her pocket
D 
Pre -op or post -op
F 
she can't quite decide
C5 
G5 
Go up the aisle as a groom or a bride,
well
D 
God don't approve,
F 
or his priests or apostles
C 
Do what you want, babe,
G5 
I don't hate those assholes
D 
D5 
Dm 
F 
I don't care if  you dress in drag
C5 
Long as them shoes
G5 
F 
gonna match that bag
D5 
D 
C5 
Fantastic, you trashed it
Bb5 
C5 
D 
C 
C5 
Fantastic, fantastic plastic
Bb5 
C5 
C 
C5 
D 
F 
C 
C5 
C 
G5 
F 
D 
D5 
F 
C 
Gm 
G5 
D 
F 
C5 
C 
Gm 
G5 
G 
F 
D 
F 
C 
C5 
G5 
D 
C5 
C 
Fantastic, you're drastic,
Bb5 
a     bit drastic,
C5 
C 
a fantastic plastic
D 
Stay