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Plain White Rapper in a Mini Van chords by KJ‐52

  • C

  • Am

  • E

  • Fm

  • G

  • Bb

Verse 1
C
Am
Check one two, this song right here is dedicated
to all the soccor moms all arcoss the world
E
Am
Can i get more cow bell on
this (cow bell)
C
Fm
C
Am
C
I'm a plain
white rapper in a minivan
Am
Just a plain white rapper
in a minivan
C
Just a plain white rapper
G
in a minivan
And I'm sittin on 20's (you're a liar)
Okay their really 18's but
C
I keep them clean.
Verse 2
C
Am
I've got a red minivan from 1996
C
The window's broke and you know I won't ever
Am
get it fixed (which is pretty pathetic, actually)
C
Am
I'm bumpin' Veggie Tales I ain't even got any kids (Yeah, so what? I listen to Veggie Tales,
so what?)
C
People think I'm nuts but
I just told them this

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Verse 3
C
G
C
I'm a plain white rapper
in a minivan
Am
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
C
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
G
And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims
(oookay.)
Okay their really 16's but I
keep them clean.
Verse 4
G
C
To all the soccer moms taking
Am
their kids to karate
C
Keep sippin' on your mochachokafrokamochachoka
G
Bb
Am
latties (soy locarb lo fat lo chi... starbucks)
Verse 5
C
Am
This song is dedicated to you and everybody
(Tweezy got love for the soccer moms)
C
So put your hands up right now if
you really wanna party
Am
G
Verse 6
Am
C
I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan
Am
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
C
Just a plain white rapper in
G
a minivan
And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims
(stop lying)
Okay their really 14's but I keep
C
them clean.
Verse 7
C
Am
Once upon a time a turtle hit my car on interstate
C
G
C
75 (this is a true story)
Am
And the poor little turtle crawled off of the
G
C
road and he died (single teardrop)
Am
I stood there on the roadside and I
wanted to cry(poor little turtle)
C
Except for the fact that the stinkin' turtle made my engine overheat
Am
C
and the car almost fried (and itcost me $300)
Verse 8
C
Am
C
G
C
I'm a plain white
rapper in a minivan
Am
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
C
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
G
And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims...
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