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Pipe Dreams chords by 
Choice
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Intro 1
G
Gm
Ddim
Gm
G
Gm
Ddim
G
Gm
G
G
G
G
G
Ddim
Verse 1
Dm
G
G
I'm lonely as fuck staring at the walls
Dm
G
Patiently I wait on my man to call
I'm horny as a motherfucker
Gm
G
I'm ready to fuck and put
some cum on the covers
I need a dose of dictation
Dm
G
G
My pussy is wet from anticipation
I hope he's in the shape to win
Ddim
G
'Cause I'mma fuck him like
the world is about to end
G
G
I got a picture in my mind
Dm
G
of a big ol' prick
Long as the freeway and
hard as a brick
G
Exploring my pussy like
G
a cave
Dm
G
I'm riding the motherfucker
like a goddamn wave
G
Steadily and easily,
Ddim
I go with the flow
Dm
G
Pumping the pipe just like a G.O
Verse 2
G
It was heaven on earth or so
Dm
G
it seemed
G
Ahh, I'm having pipe dreams
G
G
Oh, baby
Yes
Verse 3
G
Fucking and sucking
G
Licking and kissing
The thought occurs
G
and I'm reminiscing
About the last time my knees got dirty
He was sippin' on my pussy
like a goddamn Slurpee
He put my legs high in the air
Took his tongue and parted my hair
Blew in my ass for I don't know how long
Dm
G
G
And ate my pussy 'til the
G
cows came home
Dm
I sucked his dick and all that shit
G
Rode the motherfucker like a pogo stick
G
G
We fell off the bed onto the floor
G
I grabbed the motherfucker
G
and sucked it some more
His dick was bigger than a Vlasic Pickle
D
G
I licked the motherfucker like
G
Bb
a goddamn popsicle
Bb
Lick after lick,
again and again
Swallowed before the white
G
shit got on my hand
He flipped me over on
my stomach a while
Dm
G
G
And laid pipe in my pussy, doggystyle
Verse 4
It was heaven on earth or so it seemed
G
G
Ooooh, I'm having pipe dreams
D
G
G
Yeah
Dm
Ddim
Dm
Ddim
This
Dm
G
what I like
Verse 5
Gm
G
I remember my old
boyfriend named Nick
Dm
G
G
He had a big d- big d- big, big ol' dick
G
I couldn't take it without lubrication
Dm
G
It had to be the biggest
G
damn dick in the nation
G
Ddim
I can recall jacking him off
G
After a while, his shit got soft
G
I couldn't believe what
Gm
Bb
came out those britches
G
The damn thing was about ten inches
G
Dm
How In the hell could I ever forget
G
The first time my pussy got wet
G
We were at the motel,
Bb
he didn't have to get pushy
G
Straight up, I laid up,
and gave him the pussy
My pussy lips wrapped around his dick
And every other word I screamed
G
was "shit!"
G
Homeboy kept right on,
Ddim
doing the dew
Popped my cherry and ate it to
G
I'm having pipe dreams wide awake
G
I want a dick, don't wanna masturbate
G
I grabbed the Playgirl out the drawer
Was that a knock at the door?
Outro 1
No more pipe dreams
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