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Verse 1
(G major) (C major) (G major) (C major) Two Irishmen and a
Newfie once went (F major) out for recre (C major) ation
They carried enough provisions
(D major) along to last a week's vaca (G major) tion
But they got (C major) lost up in the woods, the
(F major) night was dark and (C major) lonely
And all of their provisions ran out,
ex (G major) cept one piece of bologna (C major)
Verse 2
Now (C major) one guy said, "You must admit
there (F major) is no use in (C major) carving
There's not enough provisions left to
(D major) keep us all from (G major) starving"
(C major) "I suggest we go to bed and tomor
(F major) row," said Malo (C major) ney
"Whoever has the nicest dream,
he (G major) eats the piece of bo (C major) logna"
Verse 3
Next morning when they (C major) all awoke
at (F major) quarter after (C major) seven
One guy said, "I had a dream,
I (D major) dreamed I went to (G major) Heaven
I (C major) met St. Peter at the
gate, he was (F major) ridin' on a pony
(C major) Now I don't think you can beat that dream,
so (G major) give me the piece of (C major) bo logna"
(D major) (A major)
Verse 4
(D major)
Oh, the other said, "I had a dream
and it (G major) was a double (D major) feature
I also died and went to Heaven and was
(E major) welcomed by St. (A major) Peter
He (D major) rushed at me, stuck out his hand, sayin',
(G major) 'Put it there, (D major) Maloney'
Now, I don't think you can beat that (A major) dream, so
give me the piece of bo (D major) logna"
Verse 5
Ah, the Newfie said, "I must admit, it's (G major)
true that you were (D major) dreamin'
The reason why I know it's true, I
was (E major) dreamin' of you all (A major) evenin'
I (D major) saw you two go up above,
and (G major) gee, but I was (D major) lonely
I thought that you would never get
back, so I (A major) got up and ate the bo (D major) logna"
Verse 6
I (D major) hope this will be a lesson to you if you
(G major) go out for recre (D major) ation
Make sure you take along enough
(D minor) grub to (E major) last for the dura (A major) tion
The (D major) story that I told to you, I (G major) hope you don't
think it's (D major) phoney
'Cause there's always a smart Newf around and there's
(A major) always a piece of (D major) bo logna
Yes, there's always one smart Newf around
and there's al (A major) ways a piece of (D major) bo logna!
Piece Of Bologna
Dick Nolan
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