Key: G major
Verse 1
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Two Irishmen and a
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Newfie once went out for recreation
They carried enough provisions
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along to last a week's vacation
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night was dark and lonely
And all of their provisions ran out,
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except one piece of bologna
Verse 2
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there is no use in carving
There's not enough provisions left to
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keep us all from starving"
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row," said Maloney
"Whoever has the nicest dream,
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he eats the piece of bologna"
Verse 3
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at quarter after seven
One guy said, "I had a dream,
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I dreamed I went to Heaven
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so give me the piece of bo logna"
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Verse 4
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Oh, the other said, "I had a dream
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and it was a double feature
I also died and went to Heaven and was
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welcomed by St. Peter
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He rushed at me, stuck out his hand, sayin',
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'Put it there, Maloney'
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Now, I don't think you can beat that dream, so
Verse 5
The reason why I know it's true, I
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was dreamin' of you all evenin'
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and gee, but I was lonely
I thought that you would never get
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back, so I got up and ate the bologna"
Verse 6
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go out for recreation
Make sure you take along enough
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grub to last for the duration
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The story that I told to you, I hope you don't
'Cause there's always a smart Newf around and there's
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always a piece of bo logna
Yes, there's always one smart Newf around
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and there's always a piece of bo logna!
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