Peter Bazooka chords by The Dead Milkmen

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Verse 1
D 
F 
E 
Tuesday, yes, it was Tuesday
G 
When I saw my congressman
D 
Dm 
coming out of the titty bar
E 
He didn't look like my congressman
G 
but that's okay
D 
Nobody really looks like
Dm 
F 
themselves anymore

Verse 2
E 
G 
I think it's got something
to do with that crap
D 
They've been pouring
Dm 
into the water
E 
G 
I decided it might be wise to
D 
follow the congressman
Dm 
Eb 
Just to see what he was up to
F 
Af ter all, my tax

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Verse 3

dollars do pay his salary

The congressman got into a taxi,

so I hailed a taxi

Despite the obvious dangers involved

And the colored voices in my

head began to sing

Verse 4
B 
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
G 
And I can hear it all, yes, I can hear it all
B 
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
G 
And I can even hear the little
insects crawl

Verse 5
D 
The congressman was in
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E 
taxi  number 23
G 
D 
And I was in cab 17
But numbers are meaningless
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E 
G 
In this kind of cat and squid game

Verse 6
D 
My driver was an Aries
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E 
And he laughed when I said,
G 
"Follow that cab"
D 
And he kept laughing
Until he saw the cold blue
E 
G 
steel of Little Elvis

Verse 7
D 
Eb 
"Keep your god-damn hands hands off that radio",
F 
I warned him
Dm 
D 
"I work for the government"
This is actually a half truth
F 
I'm really a bike courier

Verse 8
Dm 
D 
But I make a lot of deliveries
Eb 
To government offices
F 
Dm 
That's where I heard about the cheese
And the colored voices
F 
in my head kept singing

Verse 9
B 
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
G 
And I can hear it all, yes, I can hear it all
B 
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
G 
And I can even hear the little
insects crawl

Verse 10
D 
There's this super secret
government program called
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F 
D 
"Operation the cheese stands alone"
It's the congressmen's pet project
E 
F 
They claim that they're giving
D 
surplus cheese to the needy

Verse 11
Eb 
E 
F 
I, of course, have my suspicions
D 
After 15 very quiet minutes
E 
The congressman's cab pulled up
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D 
outside a warehouse
I had the Aries circle around
Eb 
the building and drop me off
F 
He seemed to be grasp

Verse 12
D 
ing the
importance of my mission
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F 
Since he said I didn't have to pay him
D 
As long as I promised to stay very
far away from him and his taxi
E 
F 
D 
I  swear, some people just
don't want to get involved
Eb 
E 
F 

Verse 13
B 
All I gotta do is put
my ear to the wall
G 
And I can hear it all, yes, I can hear it all
B 
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
G 
And I can even hear the little insects crawl