Peter Bazooka chords by The Dead Milkmen

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Verse 1
D 
F 
E 
 (D major) Tuesday, yes, it  (F major) was Tues (E major) day
G 
When I saw my con (G major) gressman
D 
Dm 
coming out  (D major) of the titty  (D minor) bar
E 
He didn't look  (E major) like my congressman
G 
 (G major) but that's okay
D 
Nobody  (D major) really looks like
Dm 
F 
them (D minor) selves  (F major) anymore

Verse 2
E 
G 
 (E major) I think it's got something  (G major) 
to do with that crap
D 
 (D major) They've been pouring
Dm 
into  (D minor) the water
E 
G 
 (E major) I decided it might be  (G major) wise to
D 
fol (D major) low the congressman
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Eb 
 (D minor) Just to see what he  (E flat major) was  up to
F 
 (F major) Af ter all, my tax

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Verse 3

dollars do pay his salary

The congressman got into a taxi,

so I hailed a taxi

Despite the obvious dangers involved

And the colored voices in my

head began to sing

Verse 4
B 
 (B major) All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
G 
And I can hear  (G major) it all, yes, I can hear it all
B 
 (B major) All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
G 
And I can  (G major) even hear the little
insects crawl

Verse 5
D 
The con (D major) gressman was in
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E 
tax (F major) i  number  (E major) 23
G 
D 
And I was in cab  (G major)  (D major) 17
But numbers are meaningless
F 
E 
G 
In this  (F major) kind of cat  (E major) and squid game  (G major) 

Verse 6
D 
My driver  (D major) was an Aries
F 
E 
And he  (F major) laughed when  (E major) I said,
G 
"Follow that cab"  (G major) 
D 
And he kept  (D major) laughing
Until he saw the cold blue
E 
G 
 (E major) steel of Little  (G major) Elvis

Verse 7
D 
Eb 
"Keep  (D major) your god-damn hands hands off that radi (E flat major) o",
F 
I  (F major) warned him
Dm 
D 
"I work  (D minor) for the govern (D major) ment"
This is actually a half truth
F 
 (F major) I'm really a bike courier

Verse 8
Dm 
D 
 (D minor) But  I make a lot of deliver (D major) ies
Eb 
To government of (E flat major) fices
F 
Dm 
That's  (F major) where I heard about the cheese  (D minor) 
And the colored voices
F 
in my head  (F major) kept singing

Verse 9
B 
 (B major) All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
G 
And I can hear  (G major) it all, yes, I can hear it all
B 
 (B major) All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
G 
And I can  (G major) even hear the little
insects crawl

Verse 10
D 
There's  (D major) this super secret
government program called
E 
F 
D 
"Oper (E major) ation the  (F major) cheese stands alone"  (D major) 
It's the congressmen's pet project
E 
F 
 (E major) They claim  (F major) that they're giving
D 
surplus  (D major) cheese to the needy

Verse 11
Eb 
E 
F 
I, of course,  (E flat major) have  (E major) my suspi (F major) cions
D 
After  (D major) 15 very quiet minutes
E 
The congressman's  (E major) cab pulled up
F 
D 
 (F major) outside a warehouse (D major) 
I had the Aries circle around
Eb 
the building and drop  (E flat major) me off
F 
 (F major) He seemed to be grasp

Verse 12
D 
 (D major) ing the
importance of my mission
E 
F 
Since he said I didn't  (E major) have to pay  (F major) him
D 
As long as I  (D major) promised to stay very
far away from him and his taxi
E 
F 
D 
 (E major) I  swear,  (F major) some people just  (D major) 
don't want to get involved
Eb 
E 
F 
 (E flat major)  (E major)  (F major) 

Verse 13
B 
 (B major) All I gotta do is put
my ear to the wall
G 
And I can hear  (G major) it all, yes, I can hear it all
B 
 (B major) All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
G 
And I can  (G major) even hear the little insects crawl

Verse 14

So I walked into that cold dark place

Little Elvis drawn and ready for action

I too was ready, ready for the moment

When I would be a real American

Verse 15