Patricia the Stripper chords by The Wombats

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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She works downtown in an unmarked bar,
Flyin' round poles she always
C 
gave me the fright of my life
G 
I didn't mean to get involved
it was the alcohol
C 
Mixed with and empty feeling inside
D 
C 
Bm 
D 
C 
Its such a bad idea to fall in
G 
love with a 'lady of the night'

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Verse 2

Why didn't God give

her two left feet

Then she couldn't run away from me!

Interlude 1

Verse 3
G 
Months go by and I'm alone in bed
While she's greasing up for when the
C 
businessmen and lawyers arrive
G 
I've got to wear a beard
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a suit and     tie
Em 
To get past the door if I want
D 
C 
to see my girl tonight
Bm 
D 
I go to all this effort just to see my fair
C 
Patricia going home with some other guy
G 

Verse 4
Why didn't God give
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Am 
her two left feet
C 
D 
G 
Then she couldn't run away from me!
Why didn't God give
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C 
Am 
her two left feet
C 
Then she couldn't run
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G 
Am 
away from me!

Verse 5
Bm 
She thinks I'm sad and that's
Em 
G 
Am 
alright
Bm 
But she doesn't hate me
Em 
D 
so there's my  little alibi
Am 
I can't, I can't leave,
Bm 
Em 
I can't  I can't I can't
G 
Am 
She's my coked-up
Bm 
botox girl

Verse 6
C 
D 
Patricia, Patricia
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Oh Patricia the Stripper you
C 
Am 
C 
are my sunshine
D 
G 
Em 
Oh Patricia the stripper
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C 
come on home tonight
Am 
C 
D 
G 
Oh Patricia the Stripper
C 
you are my sunshine
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C 
So why can't you come
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C 
D 
G 
home with me tonight?