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Patricia The Stripper easy guitar chords by 
Chris De Burgh
Verse 1
D
F#
Dennis is a menace with his "anyone
for tennis?"
Bm
And beseeching me to come and keep
D
the score
G
And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I'm
Gm
so terribly bored!"
G
D
Bm
E
A
I really can't stand it anymore
F#
E
I'm go ing
Verse 2
D
out to dinner,
F#
with a gorgeous singer
B
Bm
To a little place I've found
D
down by the quay
G
Her name is Patricia,
Gm
she calls herself Delicia
D
Bm
E
And the reason isn't very hard to see
A
She says
Verse 3
D
God made her a sinner
F#
just to keep fat men thinner
B
Bm
As they tumble down in
D
heaps before her feet
Bm
G
Gm
They hang around in groups like
battle-weary troops
troops
G
D
Bm
One can of ten see them queue
E
right down the street
A
G
You see Patricia,
F#
or Delicia, not only is a singer
Bm
Em
A
She also removes all her clothing
G
A
For Patricia is the best
D
G
stripper in town
A
D
And with a swing of her
B
hips she started to strip
Em
To tremendous applause
A
she took off her drawers
D
And with a lick of her lips she
B
undid all the clips
Em
Threw it all in the air,
A
and everyone stared
G
And as the last piece of
F#
clothing fell to the floor
D
B
The police were banging on the door
Em
On a Saturday night,
A
in nineteen twenty-four
D
G
D
A
D
Take Take it away boys!
B
F#
Em
A
D
B
Em
A
D
A
D
But poor Patricia was arrested
F#
and everyone detested
B
Bm
The manner in which she was exposed
D
Bm
G
And later on in court,
Gm
well, everybody thought
D
Bm
A summer run in jail would be proposed
Verse 4
E
A
G
But the judge said, "Patricia
F#
Bm
Or may I say, Delicia
Em
A
The facts of this case lie before me
Case dismissed,
G
A
this girl was in her working clothes!"
D
G
Verse 5
A
D
And with a swing of her hips,
B
she started to strip
Em
To tremendous applause
A
she took off her drawers
D
And with a lick of her lips she
Bm
undid all her clips
Em
Threw it all in the air,
A
and everyone stared
G
And as the last piece of
F#
clothing fell to the floor
D
Bm
The police were yelling out for more!
B
Em
G
On a Sat urday night in
A
nineteen twenty-four
D
Bm
B
Em
G
On On a Sat urday night in
A
D
nineteen twenty-four
Verse 6
G
twenty-four
Outro 1
D
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