Oxy Moronic

Oxy Moronic easy guitar chords by Nofx

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  • Verse 1
    I've 
    been 
    called 
    an 
    oxymoron 

    Because 
    I ques
    tion 
    which 

    drugs 
    our 
    war's 
    on 

    Why 
    are 
    there 
    more 
    drug 
    stores 
    than 

    liquor 
    stores 
    you 
    can score 
    on 

    The 
    healers 
    have 
    become 

    the 
    harmers 

    They're 
    just 
    pharmaceutical 
    farmers 

    What 
    we 
    used 
    to 
    call 
    dealers 

    We 
    now 
    call 
    doc
    tors 

    might 
    be 
    a CD 
    Cyn
    ic 

    'Cause 
    that 
    crack 
    house 

    is 
    now 
    a clin
    ic 

    It's 
    time 
    they change 
    the 

    name 
    of 
    the 
    oath 
    to 

    The 
    hypo
    critic 
    or 
    the 
    parasit
    ic 

    It 
    is
    Verse 2
    n't 
    Adderalltruistic 

    By 
    overprescribing 

    How 
    can 
    we 
    fight 
    them 
    in 

    Suboxone ring 

    I'll throw 
    Prozacuzation 

    With a 
    Subketamining 

    They'll say 
    my 
    fears 
    are 

    Quaaludacris 

    They should 
    be 
    Ativanishing 

    Verse 3
    With every 
    Demeroltercation 

    They'll 
    have 
    good 

    Xanaxplanation 

    You're just 
    Cialistrated 

    'Cause we 
    made 
    your 
    dick 
    de
    flated 

    Verse 4

    It's 
    oxy 
    moron
    ic 

    Verse 5
    It's 
    oxy 
    moronic 


    It should 
    be 
    doctors 
    getting 
    busted 

    For 
    their 
    Klonopinions we trusted 

    We're 
    not 
    the sin
    ners, 

    they're 
    the 
    ones 

    That served 
    us 
    the 
    Vicodinners 

    I don't 
    want 
    to 
    be 
    an 
    alarmist 

    But 
    in 
    that 
    har
    macy there's 

    harmacist 

    And those 
    scripts 
    are 
    making 
    us 

    Paximple minded 
    pa
    cifists 

    Verse 6
    It's 
    oxy 
    moron
    ic 

    It's 
    oxy 
    moron
    ic 

    It's 
    oxy 
    moron
    ic 

    It's 
    oxy 
    moron
    ic 

    Verse 7
    Don't 
    think 
    that 
    am 
    being 
    crazy 

    The 
    medical 
    in
    dustrial 
    complex 

    Keeps 
    us 
    Viagravated and 

    hard 
    to 
    come 

    Because 
    of 
    Percosex 

    How 
    can 
    we 
    Hydrocondone 

    Their 
    blatant 
    misconduct 

    They 
    don't 
    care 
    for 
    patients 

    They 
    care 
    about 
    pushing 
    pro
    duct 

    Verse 8
    Are 
    you 
    oxy 
    moronic 

    For wanting 
    your 
    daily 
    chronic 

    And 
    making 
    your 
    mo
    m's 

    house 
    hydroponic 

    You're 
    oxy 
    moron
    ic 

    Verse 9
    I've 
    been 
    called 
    an 
    oxymoron 

    For 
    getting 
    my 
    metaphor 
    on 

    Li
    noleum 
    is 
    Flooron 

    I'm 
    an 
    oxymoron 

    Verse 10
    It's 
    time 
    to 
    be 
    alarmed 

    We're 
    not 
    being 
    healed, 

    we're 
    being 
    harmed 

    Our 
    country's 
    being 
    factory 
    farmed 

    It's 
    oxy 
    moron
    ic 

    It's 
    time 
    to sound 
    the 
    alarma 

    We 
    can't 
    put 
    our 
    faith 
    in 
    karma 

    We 
    got 
    common 
    enemy 

    And 
    they're called 
    Big 
    Pharma 

    Verse 11
    And 
    it's 
    oxy 
    moronic 

    And 
    it's 
    oxy 
    moron
    ic 

    It's 
    all oxy 
    moron
    ic 

    It's 
    all 
    oxy 
    moron
    ic 

    Verse 12

    Daily 
    chron
    ic, 

    now most 
    of your 
    house 
    is, 
    okay 

    "Most 
    of your house 
    is" what does 

    that even mean? 

    He's 
    turned most 
    of his 
    house into 

    hydroponic 

    Why wouldn't 
    he have turned 

    all of 
    it into hydroponic? 

    Well cause 
    he lives 
    there 

    "Now 
    all of your house 

    is hydroponic" 

    "Most" 
    is 
    sappy. 
    Really, it's 

    like saying "maybe" 

    How about 
    "Now your mom's 

    house 
    is hydroponic"? 

    Yes! 
    That's fucking 
    way better 

    God, you 
    fucking woke 
    up 

    Come on, 

    Mike, where 
    you've been? 

    Shut the fuck 
    up, fool 

    Where you've been 
    all month? 

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