Oxy Moronic chords by NOFX

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Verse 1
G 
 (G major) I've been called an oxymoron
F 
Because I ques (F major) tion which
drugs our war's on
C 
Why are  (C major) there more drug stores than
G 
liquor stores you can score  (G major) on
The healers have become
the harmers
F 
They're just  (F major) pharmaceutical farmers
C 
What we  (C major) used to call dealers
G 
We now call doc (G major) tors
D 
I might be a CD Cyn (D major) ic
Em 
'Cause that crack  (E minor) house
C 
is now a clin (C major) ic
G 
It's time they change  (G major) the
D 
name of the oath  (D major) to
C 
G 
The hypo (C major) critic or the parasit (G major) ic
D 
 (D major) It is

Verse 2
G 
 (G major) n't Adderalltruistic
F 
C 
By  (F major)  (C major) overprescribing
How can we fight them in a
G 
 (G major) Suboxone ring
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
F 
With a  (F major) Subketamining
C 
They'll say my fears  (C major) are
Quaaludacris
G 
They should be  (G major) Ativanishing

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Verse 3

With every Demeroltercation

They'll have a good

Xanaxplanation

You're just Cialistrated

'Cause we made your dick deflated

Verse 4

It's oxy moronic

Verse 5
It's oxy moronic
G 
 (G major) 
It should be doctors getting busted
F 
For their  (F major) Klonopinions we trusted
C 
We're not the sin (C major) ners,
they're the ones
G 
That served us the  (G major) Vicodinners
D 
I don't want to be an alarmist  (D major) 
Em 
G 
But in that  (E minor)  (G major) harmacy there's
C 
a  (C major) harmacist
G 
D 
And those  (G major) scripts are making us  (D major) 
C 
Paximple minded pa (C major) cifists

Verse 6

It's oxy moronic

Verse 7
Em 
Don't think that  (E minor) I   am being crazy
C 
The medical in (C major) dustrial complex
G 
Keeps us  (G major) Viagravated and
hard to come
D 
Because of  (D major) Percosex
Em 
How  (E minor) can we Hydrocondone
Am 
Their  (A minor) blatant misconduct
C 
They don't care  (C major) for patients
D 
They care about pushing pro (D major) duct

Verse 8
G 
Are  (G major) you oxy moronic
F 
For wanting  (F major) your daily chronic
G 
C 
And  (G major) making your mo (C major) m's
house hydroponic
G 
You're oxy moron (G major) ic

Verse 9

I've been called an oxymoron

For getting my metaphor on

Linoleum is a Flooron

I'm an oxymoron

Verse 10
It's time to be alarmed
F 
We're not being healed,  (F major) 
we're being harmed
C 
Our country's being  (C major) factory farmed
G 
It's oxy moron (G major) ic
It's time to sound the alarma
F 
We can't  (F major) put our faith in karma
C 
We got a  (C major) common enemy
G 
And they're called Big  (G major) Pharma

Verse 11

And it's oxy moronic

It's all oxy moronic

Verse 12
G 
 (G major) 
Daily chronic,
now most of your house is, okay
"Most of your house is" what does
that even mean?
He's turned most of his house into
hydroponic
Why wouldn't he have turned
all of it into hydroponic?
Well cause he lives there
"Now all of your house
is hydroponic"
"Most" is sappy. Really, it's
like saying "maybe"
How about "Now your mom's
house is hydroponic"?
Yes! That's fucking way better
God, you fucking woke up
Come on,
Mike, where you've been?
Shut the fuck up, fool
Where you've been all month?