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Oxy Moronic chords by 
Nofx
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Verse 1
G
I've been called an oxymoron
F
Because I question which
drugs our war's on
C
Why are there more drug stores than
G
liquor stores you can score on
The healers have become
the harmers
F
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
C
What we used to call dealers
G
We now call doctors
D
I might be a CD Cynic
Em
'Cause that crack house
C
is now a clinic
G
It's time they change the
D
name of the oath to
C
G
The hypocritic or the parasitic
D
It is
Verse 2
G
n't Adderalltruistic
F
C
By overprescribing
How can we fight them in a
G
Suboxone ring
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
F
With a Subketamining
C
They'll say my fears are
Quaaludacris
G
They should be Ativanishing
Verse 3
G
D
With every Demeroltercation
Em
G
Am
G
They'll have a good
C
Xanaxplanation
G
You're just Cialistrated
D
'Cause we made your dick deflated
C
Verse 4
G
It's oxy moronic
Verse 5
It's oxy moronic
G
It should be doctors getting busted
F
For their Klonopinions we trusted
C
We're not the sinners,
they're the ones
G
That served us the Vicodinners
D
I don't want to be an alarmist
Em
G
But in that harmacy there's
C
a harmacist
G
D
And those scripts are making us
C
Paximple minded pacifists
Verse 6
G
It's oxy moronic
F
It's oxy moronic
C
It's oxy moronic
G
It's oxy moronic
Verse 7
Em
Don't think that I am being crazy
C
The medical industrial complex
G
Keeps us Viagravated and
hard to come
D
Because of Percosex
Em
How can we Hydrocondone
Am
Their blatant misconduct
C
They don't care for patients
D
They care about pushing product
Verse 8
G
Are you oxy moronic
F
For wanting your daily chronic
G
C
And making your mom's
house hydroponic
G
You're oxy moronic
Verse 9
G
I've been called an oxymoron
F
For getting my metaphor on
C
Linoleum is a Flooron
G
I'm an oxymoron
Verse 10
It's time to be alarmed
F
We're not being healed,
we're being harmed
C
Our country's being factory farmed
G
It's oxy moronic
It's time to sound the alarma
F
We can't put our faith in karma
C
We got a common enemy
G
And they're called Big Pharma
Verse 11
And it's oxy moronic
F
And it's oxy moronic
C
It's all oxy moronic
G
It's all oxy moronic
Verse 12
G
Daily chronic,
now most of your house is, okay
"Most of your house is" what does
that even mean?
He's turned most of his house into
hydroponic
Why wouldn't he have turned
all of it into hydroponic?
Well cause he lives there
"Now all of your house
is hydroponic"
"Most" is sappy. Really, it's
like saying "maybe"
How about "Now your mom's
house is hydroponic"?
Yes! That's fucking way better
God, you fucking woke up
Come on,
Mike, where you've been?
Shut the fuck up, fool
Where you've been all month?
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