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Operation Trojan horse easy guitar chords by 
The Pocket Gods
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Verse 1
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What's really going on
with the UFO phenomenon?
UFOs are pretty much,
I would guess if we asked the audience,
always probably find over half of them said yeah,
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they have reason to believe
there's something going on out there.
At least 10 % of them
have probably seen one themselves.
Has anybody here ever seen
one of these things?
People applaud if they've one.
And how many of you think
there may be something visiting us?
What other things fall into
the category
of unexplained phenomena?
Dm
Well, we have mysterious animals
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that turn up all over the world.
Like what? Here in the United States,
every year or two,
Dm
Am
we have kangaroos jumping around Illinois,
Connecticut,
various parts of the United States.
We know there are no kangaroos here.
Dm
Police go out and chase them,
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shoot at them.
Dm
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They disappear.
So what is your theory?
Where do you think you're coming from?
The same place that the dinosaurs
are coming from.
because we have dinosaurs
coming up every couple of years.
About 10 years ago in Italy,
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the Italian army turned
out to chase a dinosaur
in the mountains north of Italy.
And they leave dinosaur
footprints.
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And that's the end of them.
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Dm
They can't find them
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before they die.
We've got better monsters.
Now we've got our sea surface,
which we have several lakes in the
United States that have sea surface,
not just Loch Ness.
Dm
Am
Where is the sea serpent in this picture?
Dm
Am
Lake Champlain in New York State.
Really? What is up there?
Henry Hudson,
who was the first to go up there,
Dm
reported seeing Henry Hudson on his cruise saw
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a sea serpent in Lake Champlain.
And every year somebody
sees it up there.
And nobody has yet
Dm
organized an expedition
Am
Dm
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to go up there and really look into it.
Let's see if they organize it.
All right, we'll go up there next
We'll bring the Italian Army
Dm
with us
Am
and we'll get those boys in there.
Have we ever photographed
a sea serpent?
Well, the one in Loch Ness
has been photographed a
number of times,
there are movies that have
been made of it.
Dm
Am
Well, the one in Loch Ness
has been photographed
a number of times,
there are movies that have made of it.
There are movies that have been examined
by the RAR,
Dm
Am
if you'd like to check this out.
There's obviously some
kind of large animal
that's living in Loch Ness.
Dm
Am
Now, this, what do we have here?
Dm
This is a plastic cast of a Bigfoot.
Am
Now, you've all heard of the
abominable snowman
in the Hamagans.
We have in the United States,
Dm
we have a creature
Am
that's variously called Sasquatch
or Bigfoot.
And he's found not just in
Washington and Oregon,
but he's found all over the United States,
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Am
especially in the Mississippi Valley,
Dm
and even in New Jersey.
We have quite a lot of reports
Am
out of New Jersey,
and that's where this
footprint comes from.
This is from two youth
from Uncle Lou and Bob.
Dm
That's what it says here.
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Am
There are two Forteans in New Jersey.
This is an authentic foot.
Did you make the cast?
No, they did.
Dm
F
They're well known in Fortean.
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Bob is an airline pilot
and Uncle Lou is a dental surgeon
in New Jersey.
They're very active.
I don't know why that's funny.
just sounds funny.
Dental surgeons make good casts.
Dm
Am
How big would this guy
be based on this foot?
He would be about 800 pounds,
probably 8 or 9 feet tall.
And that's what his witnesses
are always describing,
incredible as it is.
And then, of course, Himalayas,
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of our little snowman.
I think that's how we believe it,
or at least I do it.
To me it seems like sure it's
possible
Dm
that something left over
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that survived the Ice Age
Am
or didn't survive there,
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something, you know,
that there may be a missing link there
and so on and so forth.
Some of this other stuff,
like the red snow,
Dm
what is the red snow?
Am
Dm
Am
Well, the usual scientific
explanation for that
Dm
is that the sands of the Sahara
Am
are somehow drawn into clouds
and dropped in Switzerland.
I can believe that.
Dm
Except there are no red sands.
Am
Except there are no red sands
Dm
in the Sahara Desert.
Am
Well, what if the sands went up
F
Am
and somehow oxidized and turned red?
Well, they've made various
chemical analysis
Dm
of this kind of snow.
Am
We've had black snow, too.
There's yellow snow.
There's yellow snow.
I think we were all waiting for that one,
weren't we? Yes. We just don't know
what really causes this phenomenon.
The sound explanation doesn't work.
Is there one in particular
that keeps you awake at night?
Dm
Am
Dm
That just gnaws at you?
Am
Well, there's some frightening
things going on, yeah.
Like what? What are we scared of?
The animal mutilations
that have been going on
around the country,
especially in the out west in recent years.
But they're also going on in Brazil,
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and France, and Australia,
Am
and Switzerland, Sweden.
And these are not pranks
or sick jokes?
Thousands of animals have
been slaughtered
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Am
now by some mysterious group.
They drain all the blood from the animals.
And they also perform expert operations
on the animals,
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removing certain organs.
and veterinarians who examine
these animals
say they can't duplicate
the operations.
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It's amazing work.
Outro 1
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