I left Kentucky back in 49
working on assembly lines
and the first year they had me
putting wheels on Cadillacs
and every day I'd watch them
and sometimes I'd just hang
because I always wanted me one that was long
and black well one day i devised myself a plan
that should be the envy of
because i sneak it out of there
and now of course getting caught
but i figured i'd have it all
worth at least a hundred grand
i'd get it one piece at a time
when I came through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
because I'll have the only
and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch
I've never considered myself a thief
and especially if I strung
it out over several years.
Well, the first day I got me a fuel pump,
and the next day I got me an
and then I got me a transmission
And the little things I could get in
like nuts and bolts and all
but the big stuff I snuck out
in my buddy's mobile home.
Now, up to now, my plan went all right
until we tried to put it all together one night,
and that's when we noticed
You see the transmission was a 1953
and the motor turned out to be a 73
and when we tried to put in the bolts
So we drilled it out and that wouldn't fit
an d then we took a little bit of this
a little bit of that made an adapter kit
and when the engine running
left and one on the right
the switch all three came on
and the back end looked kind of funny too
well that's when we noticed
that we only had one tail fin
and I could see she had her doubts
David Allen take me for a spin
so we drove uptown just to get the tags
and I headed her right down
because I could hear everybody laughing
But up there at the courthouse
they weren't laughing, buddy,
because they had to type it up
and it took their whole staff
and when they got through the title
I got in one piece at a time
and it didn't cost me a dime
and you don't know it's me
when I come through your town.
I'm gonna ride around in style,
I'm gonna drive everybody wild,
Yeah, hey, uh, Big Man Cash,
Mysterious Rhinestone Cowboy here
Yeah, I've got that psychedelic Cadillac
that you had made a few years ago
Yeah, you remember that one,
picked it up one piece at a time
Oh yeah, I know I had trouble
They asked me what year it was,
I said, well, it's a 49, 59, 51, 52, 53,
54, 55, 57, 58, 59 automobile.
It's a 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66,
but I know it's a Cadillac.
Well, just give me the title, man.
I bought it from Johnny Cash,
you know, the man in black?
That's right, David Allen Coe,
Yes, I did sing that song,
the perfect country song.
I did sing, I Walked the Line.
The car won't start anyway.