Key: A major•
Verse 1
You want something corny?
You got it
Verse 2
There's a car by the door
Verse 3
G
C
A
D
G
My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
C
A
D
The dog just bit my leg
G
C
A
D
G
My teenage daughter ran away
C
A
D
My fine young son has turned out gay
Interlude 1
A
F
Verse 4
How could I do it?
G
F
Of her love affairs
Verse 5
How could she do this to me?
G
C
A
D
G
My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
C
A
D
The dog just bit my leg
G
C
A
D
G
My teenage daughter ran away
C
A
D
My fine young son has turned out gay
A
G
E
A
And it would be okay on
E
A
any other day
G
E
B
A
And it would be okay on any
Interlude 2
other day
E
A
F
A
Verse 6
And spill my tea
F
Conspiracy
Verse 7
I'm covered in misery
G
C
A
D
G
My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
C
A
D
The dog just bit my leg
G
C
A
D
My teenage daughter ran away
G
C
A
D
My fine young son has turned out gay
A
G
E
B
And it would be okay on
A
G
E
A
any other day
G
E
A
And it would be okay on
G
E
A
any other day
G
E
A
And it would be okay on
E
A
any other day
G
E
A
And it would be okay on
G
E
A
any other day
E
A
And it would be okay on any other day
E
A
E
And it would be okay on any other day
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TunerE A D G B E
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