Uh, uh, it's Mr. Criminal,
Ha ha, ain't nothin' like California,
What's up to the homie Snoopy,
No, ain't nothin' like California
Kickin' back with a homie Snoopy
pippin' through the streets of L .A.
Uh, I'm lovin' the summertime,
Smokin' up on this stinky tonic, dog,
I'm eatin' my trees 97 degrees, super -sportin' and diesel
Your seat belts are silver
like the big one in the three
It's like everywhere I go,
I can't dodge these groupies
Get a call from the 805, Cuba,
Tonight it's on a cracker
like them bottles of Corona
from the shop at Impromoto
cruisin' down the boulevard
just in case these haters actin' hard
I'm knuckle -headed and I'm rowdy
But tonight I'm gonna kick it out
and van through that town
and that's how it's goin' down
Mr. Criminal reppin' the ground
when I'm comin' through your town
I've been around the whole wide world
can even try to roll like us
Ain't nothin' like Cali Rollin'
So hop into my Lolo, girl
You know they wanna be like us
Oh, ain't nothin' like Cali Rollin'
in the sunny streets of Southern Cal
Cruisin' the boulevard twisty,
I've seen lots of rollin'
But we're here to take it chronic
Because Budapest is dead,
then I guess it's safe to say
out to play Ice Cube in the dance
And hey, all my homies rollin' deep
Here in Cali, rollin' the colors
Monte Carlo's, the Impalas,
And it's hot in the summer
Them Honda's flossin' them dresses
The little skirts with the tube tie
I've been to Arizona, Las Vegas,
Out in the state of California
I've been around the whole wide world
can even try to roll like us
Ain't nothin' like Cali rollin'
So hop into my Lolo, girl
You know they wanna be like us
There ain't nothin' like Cali rollin',
The ride is out to get that paper
scrapin' all through the town
Remember cruisin' with your Sunday night,
Just finish polishin' your ride,
you feel the bass from the speakers
The hi -hats from the tweeters
and even the class from the mid s
having fun with your kids
Just flowin' like the wind
Cause if it don't make dollars,
And I ain't sweatin' these hooters
You know I'm puffin' that gritty
I've been all around the world
And you know what I've seen?
But this feelin' I get in Cali
I've been around the whole wide world
Can't even try to roll like us
Ain't nothin' like Cali rollin'
You know they wanna be like us
Oh, ain't nothin' like Cali rollin'
That's right, homie, it's Mr. Criminal
I ain't here tryin' to disrespect no one
But I just wanted to let him know
Ain't nothin' like Cali rollin'
Yeah, that's how we're doin' it
Out in the sunny sunshine state
get a glass and pour it up
grab a light and you'll light it up
Snoopy, if it wasn't for him,
Ain't nothin' like California