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Not The Doctor chords by
Alanis Morissette
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1995•Alternative•225 views•
Key: E major•
Intro 1
E
E

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Verse 1
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E

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I don't want to be the filler

if the void is solely yours

I don't want to be your glass

of single malt whiskey

Hidden in the bottom drawer and
E
E

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I don't want to be a bandage

if the wound is not mine

Lend me some fresh air
E
E

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I don't want to be adored

for what I merely represent to you

I don't want to be your babysitter

You're a very big boy now
E
E

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I don't want to be your mother

I didn't carry you in my womb for nine months
Chorus 1

Show me the back door
C
C

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D
D

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Visiting hours are nine to five
E
E

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and if I show up at ten past six
C
C

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D
D

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Well, I already know that
E
E

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you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
C
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D
D

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Mind the empty bottle
E
E

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with the holes along the bottom
F#m
F#m
2

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You see it's too much to ask for
D
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and I am not the doctor
Interlude 1
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Verse 2
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I don't want to be the sweeper

of the egg shells that you walk upon

And I don't want to be your other half,

I believe that one and one make two
E
E

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I don't want to be your food

or the light from the fridge on your face

At midnight, hey

What are you hungry for?
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E

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I don't want to be the glue

that holds your pieces together

I don't want to be your idol

See this pedestal is high

and I'm afraid of heights
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I don't want to be lived through

A vicarious occasion
Chorus 2

Please open the window
C
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Visiting hours are nine to five
E
E

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and if I show up at ten past six
C
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D
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Well, I already know that
E
E

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you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
C
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D
D

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Mind the empty bottle
E
E

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with the holes along the bottom
F#m
F#m
2

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You see it's too much to ask for
D
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and I am not the doctor
Interlude 2
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E

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Verse 3
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I don't want to live on someday

when my motto is last week

And I,

I don't want to be responsible

for your fractured heart

And its wounded beat and
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E

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I don't want to be a substitute

for the smoke you've been inhaling

Well, what do you thank me
Chorus 3

What do you thank me for?
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Visiting hours are nine to five
E
E

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and if I show up at ten past six
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Well, I already know that
E
E

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you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
C
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D
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Mind the empty bottle
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with the holes along the bottom
F#m
F#m
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You see it's too much to ask for
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and I am not the doctor
Outro 1
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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

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Chords

  • E

  • C

  • D

  • F#m

    2

Capo: No capo

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of Not The Doctor by Alanis Morissette is E major.

The primary chords used in Not The Doctor are E, C, D, F#m.

No capo is required for this song.

Yes, this version uses open chords like E, C, D, F#m, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

If the simplified chords are too easy, you can visit the original chords page for a more advanced arrangement.

The tempo of Not The Doctor is approximately 90 beats per minute.

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