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Not The Doctor easy guitar chords by Alanis Morissette
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
No capo
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
E
C
D
F#m
E
C
D
F#m
Intro 1
E
E
E
E
Verse 1
E
I don't want to be the filler
if the void is solely yours
I don't want to be your glass
of single malt whiskey
Hidden in the bottom drawer and
E
I don't want to be a bandage
if the wound is not mine
Lend me some fresh air
E
I don't want to be adored
for what I merely represent to you
I don't want to be your babysitter
You're a very big boy now
E
I don't want to be your mother
I didn't carry you in my womb for nine months
Chorus 1
Show me the back door
C
D
Visiting hours are nine to five
E
and if I show up at ten past six
C
D
Well, I already know that
E
you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
C
D
Mind the empty bottle
E
with the holes along the bottom
F#m
You see it's too much to ask for
D
and I am not the doctor
Interlude 1
E
E
E
E
Verse 2
E
I don't want to be the sweeper
of the egg shells that you walk upon
And I don't want to be your other half,
I believe that one and one make two
E
I don't want to be your food
or the light from the fridge on your face
At midnight, hey
What are you hungry for?
E
I don't want to be the glue
that holds your pieces together
I don't want to be your idol
See this pedestal is high
and I'm afraid of heights
E
I don't want to be lived through
A vicarious occasion
Chorus 2
Please open the window
C
D
Visiting hours are nine to five
E
and if I show up at ten past six
C
D
Well, I already know that
E
you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
C
D
Mind the empty bottle
E
with the holes along the bottom
F#m
You see it's too much to ask for
D
and I am not the doctor
Interlude 2
E
E
E
E
Verse 3
E
I don't want to live on someday
when my motto is last week
And I,
I don't want to be responsible
for your fractured heart
And its wounded beat and
E
I don't want to be a substitute
for the smoke you've been inhaling
Well, what do you thank me
Chorus 3
What do you thank me for?
C
D
Visiting hours are nine to five
E
and if I show up at ten past six
C
D
Well, I already know that
E
you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
C
D
Mind the empty bottle
E
with the holes along the bottom
F#m
You see it's too much to ask for
D
and I am not the doctor
Outro 1
E
E
E
E
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